The List

[Ubermench]

Candya**es

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Landshark!

[Heathansson]

bulette

[Ubermench]

crem bulette

[Trey]

fireball

[drunken_nomad]

delayed blast Otilukes freezing sphere

[Ubermench]

fake dwarven beards

[drunken_nomad]

braided body hair

[Ubermench]

braided body hair extensions

[Trey]

Bo Duke Derek

[Heathansson]

Boss Hogg

[drunken_nomad]

22 Dodge Challengers (competition red) with their front ends all mangled.

[Ubermench]

100 Xanix, so everybody can share.

[drunken_nomad]

you are an ubermench!

Big bowl of chili...not too hot, just right. and crackers.

[Gary Teter]

one loquacious pirate

[Hugo Solis]

Completely shave pirate!

[Ubermench]

Blue light special on pirates, buy 10 assorted pirates get a one eyed pirate free. (butt pirates not included in this offer)

[drunken_nomad]

The Red Violin

[Crimson Jester]

a deep massage

[Ubermench]

a message from the deep

[drunken_nomad]

a walk down the plank

[Heathansson]

a keel massage

[drunken_nomad]

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him

[Heathansson]

sleeping in the bilge....again.

[drunken_nomad]

a night in the box

[The Jade]

drunken_nomad wrote:

a night in the box

A boxed-in night.

[BluePigeon]

The Jade wrote:

drunken_nomad wrote:

a night in the box

A boxed-in night.

....right in the nuts.

[Ubermench]

A very hurt squirrel.

[The Jade]

Ubermench wrote:

A very hurt squirrel.

An aching acorn.

[Ubermench]

A sore Woodpecker

[Joey Lafyatis]

a bruised bat

[BluePigeon]

Joey Lafyatis wrote:

a bruised bat

A hissing snake

[Heathansson]

a hertz donut.

[drunken_nomad]

a dikfir

[Heathansson]

updog

[The Jade]

drunken_nomad wrote:

a dikfir

What's a dikfir? ;)

Heathansson wrote:

updog

What's updog?

[Heathansson]

nothin'. what's up with you dog?

Phil MacKrevitz

[The Jade]

Phil MacKrevitz?

[BluePigeon]

Heathansson wrote:

updog

Sit and roll-Over my favorite lycanthrope.

[drunken_nomad]

The Jade wrote:

Phil MacKrevitz?

I heard it as Phil McCracken

a round tuit

[Ubermench]

a routund druid

[Nolan_The_Angry_Trent]

Trent Hugging.

[Ubermench]

*Poor Trent, have a hug*

a Collywobble

[The Jade]

drunken_nomad wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Phil MacKrevitz?

I heard it as Phil McCracken

a round tuit

Shoud I get a round tuit? Why, whatever are they?

[Nolan_The_Angry_Trent]

A natural feel.

[Joey Lafyatis]

A bucketful of jokes.

[Ubermench]

A sinkfull of puns

[Joey Lafyatis]

Oodles of noodles

[Ubermench]

Oodles of Poodles

[Joey Lafyatis]

Poodles are fools (or foodles?)