Happy Birthday Cap'n Kirk!!!

[Heathansson]

Today, March 22, 2233, will be the birthday of James T. Kirk, in Riverside, Iowa. Happy early birthday wishes, Captain!!!

[Gavgoyle]

I... just... CAN'T... relatemybirthdaywishes...FORCEfully enough. Happy..Birthday... and... watchoutforMalcolm...Mc...Dowell!

[Lady Aurora]

Is this Capt Kirk's birthday or William Shatner's? It's necessary to clarify for cake decorating purposes!

[Lady Aurora]

EDIT: The year 2233 should've given me a clue! Duh!

Happy early birthday, Captain!!

[Aberzombie]

Mmmm...cake.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Captain.

[Heathansson]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmm...cake.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Captain.

It's a cheesecake too. ;)

[Lilith]

Yay! Go Cap'n! The greatest Captain! (Kirkite all the way!)

[Tegan]

WHOOOOOoooooo Happy early B-day JTK!

[Celestial Healer]

Picard could take him in a fist fight.

[Heathansson]

Dude. Don't even joke about that.
Kirk did his own buttwhuppins. Picard routinely sicked Worf or Natasha Yarr on dudes that Kirk would've chopped in the neck his ownself.
Worf would've been honored to die at the hands of Kirk.

[Tegan]

Heathansson wrote:

Dude. Don't even joke about that.

Kirk did his own buttwhuppins. Picard routinely sicked Worf or Natasha Yarr on dudes that Kirk would've chopped in the neck his ownself.
Worf would've been honored to die at the hands of Kirk.

Aww HH, you had me in your corner until the last line. Worf could take Kirk w/o even breaking a sweat. (yes I know it would take a while to actually roll off his forehead into his eyes but still)

[Heathansson]

Spock could whup Worf.

[Gavgoyle]

Actually, Kirk did take Worf without breaking a sweat, then Alexander, too. Well, it was in Twisted ToyFair Theater, but regardless . . . If you don't pick up the TTT compilations at your FLCBS, you should. Wrongnesses enacted with action figures!

[Heathansson]

HAH!!!

[Tegan]

Heathansson wrote:

Spock could whup Worf.

Yeah, I'll give you Spock against Worf.

[Celestial Healer]

While I'll grant you that stating Picard could take on Kirk was merely an attempt to get Heathy all riled up, Worf is another matter. He could break Spock like a twig! Kirk would be a challenge, what with his "flimsy karate chop of death," but my money is still on Worf.

[Tatterdemalion]

Heathansson wrote:

...Worf would've been honored to die at the hands of Kirk.

Convenient -- no captain was better than Kirk at letting his crew members die like flies.

[David Schwartz]

Heathansson wrote:

Spock could whup Worf.

Only during Pon Farr.

[Grimcleaver]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Kirk would be a challenge, what with his "flimsy karate chop of death," but my money is still on Worf.

Wait! It's the future! There's no money!