Fakey's spelling errors


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Liberty's Edge

1)plesiosaur

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
1)plesiosaur

I don't believe that should count as I followed that with the universally accepted "(sp?)" which I used to show that, while I could go look it up, I am too lazy and don't want to risk my post sitting too long un-submitted, taunting the website to eat it (hey, its happened before!).

Sebastian, little help here. What would you think in the above referenced instance? I look forward to your legal words of wisdom (shameless sucking-up).

FH

Liberty's Edge

Ooooh. Fakey's calling his lawyer. I'm so scared.

(edit) I'm countersuing for hypocrisy.

The Exchange

Hey! Why can't I see my response to your first post?!?! Betcha one of the Paizinis are playing a ha-ha on us Heathy-boy.

FH

The Exchange

SEBASTIAN!!! Your expertise is requested, see second post.

FH

Liberty's Edge

Ha ha ha ha. You don't need a lawyer you need a spellchecker.

Liberty's Edge

Fake Healer wrote:

SEBASTIAN!!! Your expertise is requested, see second post.

FH

I think he's on holidays with no internet access.


LOL! You guys are grrrreat.(shameless plug for my favorite child foodstuff)

Liberty's Edge

..aah...what next?

Liberty's Edge

I see a couple, but I'm waiting for his "edit post" window to expire so he can't weasel out of them.

Silver Crusade

He misspelled rogue on the favorite class poll thread. I called him out on it.

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
He misspelled rogue on the favorite class poll thread. I called him out on it.

So much for the whole "I am a celestial being, with integrity and goodness".

Reminds me of the firefighters who start fires so they can be heroes.

FH

Scarab Sages

So this entire thread is devoted to finding spelling errors made by Fakey? Cool! He got the word development wrong on page 51 of the Rant thread, as seen below..

The Police had to cancel their Philadelphia dates. Sting had to save a large section of the rain forest that has recently been opened up for developement: More on this and how to get ticket refunds at 11.

Liberty's Edge

Isn't "developement" when two infernals run away to get married?

Silver Crusade

Fake Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
He misspelled rogue on the favorite class poll thread. I called him out on it.

So much for the whole "I am a celestial being, with integrity and goodness".

Reminds me of the firefieters who start fires so they can be heroes.

FH

You spelled firefighters wrong.

Apparently you can't spell "rogue" or "fighter". What next, "klerik"?

Scarab Sages

monc? sorserer? barberryan?

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:

So this entire thread is devoted to finding spelling errors made by Fakey? Cool! He got the word development wrong on page 51 of the Rant thread, as seen below..

The Police had to cancel their Philadelphia dates. Sting had to save a large section of the rain forest that has recently been opened up for developement: More on this and how to get ticket refunds at 11.

Sorry, the future newspaper article that printed that made that error. I forwarded it on so I do, of course, realize my hand in this error....

Sorry about the concert not working out for you.

FH

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
He misspelled rogue on the favorite class poll thread. I called him out on it.

So much for the whole "I am a celestial being, with integrity and goodness".

Reminds me of the firefieters who start fires so they can be heroes.

FH

You spelled firefighters wrong.

Apparently you can't spell "rogue" or "fighter". What next, "klerik"?

Dude, the actual post is like, 3 posts up from yours. No one is gonna buy that pack of lies. You seem to be doing less "celestial" things and taking a more false path. Maybe you should change the "celestial" part of your title to "fake", oh wait, that's my handle.

Ahh, it all becomes clear now, you wanna be just like ol' Fakey here! Celestial Healer....fanboy of Fake Healer!!!!!! Awesome! Now go get me a mocha-fusion latte.

FH

Liberty's Edge

I don't know what he's talking about. Do you guys?

Silver Crusade

Fake Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
He misspelled rogue on the favorite class poll thread. I called him out on it.

So much for the whole "I am a celestial being, with integrity and goodness".

Reminds me of the firefieters who start fires so they can be heroes.

FH

You spelled firefighters wrong.

Apparently you can't spell "rogue" or "fighter". What next, "klerik"?

Dood, the acshual poast is licke, 3 poastes upp fro yorse. Noe won es gunna bie theat paeck o lyess. Yu ceeme ta bee dong leass "seleschial" tshinkgs an taykin aa mohr fallce paethe. Mabeie yu schud tchanj tha "seleschial" paerte f yur tietul ta "faicke", oe wate, tchets mie hanndule.

Whh, et elle bechlomess klreare nowaa, yu wunnol biee giuste liohkee ol' Faickey hea! xeleschtiull Heelir....fachnbghou liof Pheuce Heelluierr!!!!!! Avjmer! Von lghi boit omre lua mickkoel-shghoibong lavacharroop.

FH

That was unintelligible.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Fake Healer wrote:


Sebastian, little help here. What would you think in the above referenced instance? I look forward to your legal words of wisdom (shameless sucking-up).

Woot!!! Shameless sucking-up gets me everytime. Not that you needed it. Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.

Silver Crusade

Either that or it's Heat Hansson. That sounds like a porn name.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Celestial Healer wrote:
Either that or it's Heat Hansson. That sounds like a porn name.

Maybe it's Heat H. Asson and he inserted an extra "n" to throw us off track.

Silver Crusade

By the way, welcome back, Sebastian!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Celestial Healer wrote:
By the way, welcome back, Sebastian!

Thanks. It's good to be back - someone has to rouse the rabble. Luckily, there were a lot of controversial threads burning to keep the place warm while I was gone.

The Exchange

Sebastian wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:


Sebastian, little help here. What would you think in the above referenced instance? I look forward to your legal words of wisdom (shameless sucking-up).
Woot!!! Shameless sucking-up gets me everytime. Not that you needed it. Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.

Thank the gods, you are back! They just up and attacked me! The attacks on my reputation and character, mud-slinging, etc. It was horrible! So I was thinking at least a suit for Defamation of Character (or NPC), Falsification of Documents, and maybe we could try to get them classified as a "gang", I hear that gang-related activities have a heavier penalty. Also I was thinking somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.5 million for pain and suffering. Whew! Great to have the best legal authority around on my side!

Viva la Sebastian!

FH

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Fake Healer wrote:


Thank the gods, you are back! They just up and attacked me! The attacks on my reputation and character, mud-slinging, etc. It was horrible! So I was thinking at least a suit for Defamation of Character (or NPC), Falsification of Documents, and maybe we could try to get them classified as a "gang", I hear that gang-related activities have a heavier penalty. Also I was thinking somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.5 million for pain and suffering. Whew! Great to have the best legal authority around on my side!
Viva la Sebastian!

FH

Don't forget sexual harassment. They're always making fun of your skirt.

Liberty's Edge

The burden of proof lies on the plaintiff in slander and defamation. You clearly and with utter lack of good judgment misspelled "plesiosaur." It's there in the record.
Let the court recorder note that council werewolf pointed at the post that is long past editable and clearly and with malice misspells plesiosaur.
It's an open and shut case. I motion for dismissal.

W. Wolfie Heathansson, esq.
Doctorus Lawus, Unseelie Court
(not meant to imply in any way shape or form any legal knowledge whatsoever. W Wolfie Heathansson is not a lawyer, nor does he play one on t.v.)

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:


Don't forget sexual harassment. They're always making fun of your skirt.

If he's self conscious about the hair, maybe he should wear pants.


Heathy even roused this trial without the use of a judge jury or lawyer to mount his prosecution. Due process anyone?

(by the way guys thanks a lot, this is the third time this week you made me laugh out loud at my computer with absolutely no earthly means to explain to my roomate what was so damn funny.)

Liberty's Edge

I'm the defendant here!!!
Fakey's accusationing me of slanderizing his good name, to whit, habeas corpus, I respondeat: res ipso locutus of the borg!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order!

What Shakespeare said!!!

Waaaaaaaugh!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:

I'm the defendant here!!!

Fakey's accusationing me of slanderizing his good name, to whit, habeas corpus, I respondeat: res ipso locutus of the borg!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order!

What Shakespeare said!!!

Waaaaaaaugh!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:

to whit, habeas corpus, I respondeat: res ipso locutus of the borg!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order!

What Shakespeare said!!!

Waaaaaaaugh!

And this is "Fakey's spelling errors" thread? Wow, a little legal pressure and you fall apart.....F2K, lock him up. I think the case against him is pretty ironclad.

FH (The Vindicated)


Heathansson wrote:

I'm the defendant here!!!

Fakey's accusationing me of slanderizing his good name, to whit, habeas corpus, I respondeat: res ipso locutus of the borg!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order!

What Shakespeare said!!!

Waaaaaaaugh!

DAMMIT! That makes four

Knock it off!

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Don't forget sexual harassment. They're always making fun of your skirt.
If he's self conscious about the hair, maybe he should wear pants.

Just because I choose to dress differently doesn't change the fact that NO MEANS NO! It doesn't mean I was looking to be harassed! I have a right to dress how I want, free from the leers and the desirous glances of the Lycans.....I just wanna be pretty.....sniff......I JUST WANNA BE LOOOVVVVEEEDDD HUFF-HUUFFF SNIFFF WAAaaahhh.....sob

You had no right to take that away from me! *sob*

FH (The True Victim Here)


Sebastian wrote:
Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.

Wait... Heathy, are you one of those blonde Hanson kids? Say it ain't so! Um-bop!!!

Silver Crusade

Fake Healer wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

to whit, habeas corpus, I respondeat: res ipso locutus of the borg!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court's out of order!

What Shakespeare said!!!

Waaaaaaaugh!

And this is "Fakey's spelling errors" thread? Wow, a little legal pressure and you fall apart.....F2K, lock him up. I think the case against him is pretty ironclad.

FH (The Vindicated)

Heat Hansson may fold quickly, but you'll find I don't yield so easily. I have an entire seraphic choir to serve as character witnesses. No jury is every going to rule against a choir of angels.

Especially not for a plaintiff in a skirt who refuses to lower his arms throughout the whole trial.

By the way, I read your affidavit. In the third paragraph, you wrote "drewid" instead of "druid." Sheesh.

Liberty's Edge

Fake Healer wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Sebastian wrote:


Don't forget sexual harassment. They're always making fun of your skirt.
If he's self conscious about the hair, maybe he should wear pants.

Just because I choose to dress differently doesn't change the fact that NO MEANS NO! It doesn't mean I was looking to be harassed! I have a right to dress how I want, free from the leers and the desirous glances of the Lycans.....I just wanna be pretty.....sniff......I JUST WANNA BE LOOOVVVVEEEDDD HUFF-HUUFFF SNIFFF WAAaaahhh.....sob

You had no right to take that away from me! *sob*

FH (The True Victim Here)

Dude. Get over yourself.

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
Dude. Get over yourself.

Next you'll be teaming up with the tin-foil wyrm against me. Traitor.

FH

Liberty's Edge

No way. We're mortar enemas.

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
No way. We're mortar enemas.

Sounds painful.....and explosively sloshy.


Heathansson wrote:
No way. We're mortar enemas.

was that a spelling mistake or intentional?

Liberty's Edge

A mortar enema is never an accident.


Heathansson wrote:
A mortar enema is never an accident.

No. It never is.

Liberty's Edge

Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.
Wait... Heathy, are you one of those blonde Hanson kids? Say it ain't so! Um-bop!!!

Ouch. That was low.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.
Wait... Heathy, are you one of those blonde Hanson kids? Say it ain't so! Um-bop!!!
Ouch. That was low.

But amusing nonetheless.

Liberty's Edge

Uh...yea surre. I got a humvee and a maserati from singing "mmbop." Who's laughing now, laughing boy?

(not really)


Heathansson wrote:

Uh...yea surre. I got a humvee and a maserati from singing "mmbop." Who's laughing now, laughing boy?

(not really)

"That little one... the six-year old? They're gonna find him in a hotel room with a hooker and an eight-ball. Mark my words!" --Dennis Leary

Liberty's Edge

Kirth Gersen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Heathansson is clearly wrong. He can't even spell his own name as far as I can tell. I'm guessing it should be Heath Hansson, but I suppose maybe it's Heath Ansson.
Wait... Heathy, are you one of those blonde Hanson kids? Say it ain't so! Um-bop!!!
Ouch. That was low.
But amusing nonetheless.

Very true. YEEERSSSSS!

Liberty's Edge

This is rogue 3 to rogue leader.
There's a "rouge" I repeat a "rouge" on the table. We have a bogey.

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