~snarls slightly at the mention of a potion of Dagon Control~ Are you sure you want to try that? I am sure that Dagon would be very peeved that you tried to control him! ~pulls out a few coins~ Oh, by the way, these are for you! ~tosses tham to you~ Enjoy!
~chuckles as you handle the coins~ Oh, yes! Two SILVER coins coated in a silver contact toxin! Ta ta! ~jumps up and flies away~
Oh, man. He {i]so[/i] got you.
I just happen to have some revlis. It reverses the effects of silver on werewolves. Can't you two avoid critical hits when you duel?
*checks my horde*
Hey! All right, who took it? Don't make me get the principal! Give it back or... or... (Can dragons whimper? .... Okay) I'll whimper!
HA! Stupid 'thrope. Showed you.
=/ Okay.... (whispering) stupid 'thrope.
~chuckles as you handle the coins~ Oh, yes! Two SILVER coins coated in a silver contact toxin! Ta ta! ~jumps up and flies away~You better run!
~turns around~ I ain't scared of you, fur ball! Trust me, you are no threat, except to Saern's hoard! ~my eyes gleam red as I look at you~
They make visine for that, you know.~turns around~ I ain't scared of you, fur ball! Trust me, you are no threat, except to Saern's hoard! ~my eyes gleam red as I look at you~
~laughter~ Ah, little puppy! You are so entertaining! Trying to act like one of the big dogs, yet failing so miserably! ~shakes my head in sorrow~ Oh, well. Some day you just might grow up.
BTW, Fakey. Shall I take this little knee biter off this thread?
Knee biter!?!
Who you calling a puppy, you anole lizard! I wonder if your tail will grow back!
~lands and then sneers at you, folding my wings back~ Just try touhing my tail, you little forlorn furball !!! ~I then slam my tail to the ground, shaking everything around~ Shall we go claw to claw? Trust me, you would not want that, weener dog! Sad little ankle biter! ~My eyes glow red, with some silver showing through~
Did you hear that metallic click when your tail slammed into the ground? I wouldn't move your tail off of that landmine if I was you. Of course, dragon splosion gumbo sounds kinda tasty right now...
~I smirk~ Landmine? Oh, how WWII of you! ~shakes my head and then wispers a word of power, then vanishing from in front of you~ BOOM!!! ~as the landmine explodes, showering you with dirt~
~I then appear right behind you and smirk again~ Isn't teleportation such a fun spell to have, oh fish bait? ~I whisper again and you vanish from your spot, only to reapear on to another landmine~ Next round is up to you, scruffy!
Honoring the veteran's day weekend by employing WWII weaponry? You guys know how to do up a remembrance. 'Weiner dog' made me laugh aloud, Sharoth, but you wouldn't be laughing if you knew why they called him that. It's like a heavyweight boxer's severed arm.
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IiiiiiI know. and he's gotta try an cheat by using magical spells. Even though the monster manual sez, and I quote, "white dragons is easily the stupidest of all dragons. They couldn't think their way out of a paper bag, much less do magic tricks like addressing mail or teleporting. The only trick they know is hide the cannoli."
Well, I'm just a wolf lookin' for a biscuit so I don't wanna tangle with you epic lupinedracolords, just moseyin' on through. May I just say, one canine to another, gee your butt smells terrific.
Ha, stupid 'thrope! He's a silver dragon! Not white. Score another point for the scalies!
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Well, I'm just a wolf lookin' for a biscuit so I don't wanna tangle with you epic lupinedracolords, just moseyin' on through. May I just say, one canine to another, gee your butt smells terrific.
Aww, thanks. It's that canned wolf chow. Really sticks to my ribs (and innards).
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Ha, stupid 'thrope! He's a silver dragon! Not white. Score another point for the scalies!
Well maybe he should bathe, or polish hissself more often then.
All that dandruff, looks like snowflakes to me!!!And hey, what are you doin' here anyway? Shouldn't you be off converting the neverending story to nwn2 or something?
That should keep you busy for like....infinity!
So...two dragons against one lousy werewoof, huh! I like these odds and all, but I know when to call in my boys.
Wolf pack, this is alpha male. Trundle out weapon x-the stinky baby diaper trebuchet.
On my mark...unleash hell.
::crouching over a bunch of terrified guys name Mark, laying on their backs::
I don't know which of these fools is yours but I'm a' ready to slather someone in baby crap yellow, boss!
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I think they backed down.
I of course have built up a dr20 to baby poo, so it's nothin' new to me.
Hear that you muttley half dragonses?
I've got a munitions factory consisting of two baby hill giants fatted on a steady diet of refried beans and prune juice.
I've been stockpiling w.a.d.'s--weapons of a** destruction.
So bring it, you glorified iguanas!
Big tough dragons.
Scared off by a measily pilea baby diapers.
*meh*
Everyone's afraid of full up baby dipes. Everyone.
I'd try Seventh Sanctum ( http://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-char.php ) they have a some generators for characters that generate personalities, looks, etc. and can sometimes come up with some interesting combinations, some realistic, some not.
Gabriel
~flies away at the mention of baby diapers~ Ok. You win! I am out of here before I have to change those diapers! As for Saern, he scores a few point for figuring out what ol' rabid breath was unable to figure out! Now if only Piazo would get a proper icon to display my magnificent self, I would be happy!
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~flies away at the mention of baby diapers~ Ok. You win! I am out of here before I have to change those diapers! As for Saern, he scores a few point for figuring out what ol' rabid breath was unable to figure out! Now if only Piazo would get a proper icon to display my magnificent self, I would be happy!
I thought they had small white dragons as icons, let me check....BTW, as one of The False, Heathy is not vulnerable to silver. Only False Silver works. One of the many advantages of The False One PRC.
FH
~flies away at the mention of baby diapers~ Ok. You win! I am out of here before I have to change those diapers! As for Saern, he scores a few point for figuring out what ol' rabid breath was unable to figure out! Now if only Piazo would get a proper icon to display my magnificent self, I would be happy!I thought they had small white dragons as icons, let me check....BTW, as one of The False, Heathy is not vulnerable to silver. Only False Silver works. One of the many advantages of The False One PRC.
FH
~snarls~ Damn!!! Thanks for the info on the little (and I do mean ***little*** in a very important way) hot dog! However, I would like a silver dragon icon fot me!
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Yeah, I remember back Olde Skool stylin' where if you faced a dragon it was all like "Aw, Damn! This guys gonna toast us!". Now it's like "Dude, you're like 5th level and you haven't slain a dragon yet? Man, you guys suck!". Dragons are sooooo last nanosecond!
FH (The Dragon Slayer.........but who isn't now-a-days!)
Feel like I should use darts. Maybe then dragon's'd have a fighting chance.
"Oww, you hit me with a dart. Oooh, I'm diein'." It's so sad.
I remember the good ole' days, when dragons had some chutzpah.
Now they're like glorified kobolds.
~heard from a distance~ Glorified Kobolds?!? KOBOLDS?!? Now look here you were-Chihuahua puppy who thinks he is a great dane on steriods!!! No wonder Fakey said you were a false were-wolf! More like a were-poodle with a bad haircut! ~snarls~ get rid of the diapers and Then lets see how manly you are, pup! ~Looks around for some "false sliver"~ Humn! A real silver collar with a silver lock may not hold him forever, but it will cut him down to size. ~chuckles~ Not that a 2 inch chihuahua puppy is much of a threat!
Yeah, I remember back Olde Skool stylin' where if you faced a dragon it was all like "Aw, Damn! This guys gonna toast us!". Now it's like "Dude, you're like 5th level and you haven't slain a dragon yet? Man, you guys suck!". Dragons are sooooo last nanosecond!
FH (The Dragon Slayer.........but who isn't now-a-days!)
And as for you!!! I thought you were my friend! ~thoughtful look~ The newest bribe is in the mail!