The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Bling Bling]

rip-roaringly under way. The excited crowds gathered

[Tobus Neth]

rags, bottles and gasoline. "Lesters got TNT

[Vattnisse]

, booze and cable TV; let's party!" With

[Larry Lichman]

a laugh, the Pit Fiend headed toward

[Heathansson]

the Quik Stop for a pit stop

[Larry Lichman]

Dante rolled his eyes, and stated plainly:

[Tobus Neth]

" I need to get some ballons for

[Vattnisse]

the party; helium is, after all, the

[drunken_nomad]

asian design major's aphrodesiac." Jay pulled down

[Bling Bling]

his trousers and began the ancient ritual

[DUR]

that they have planed for over a month.

[Tobus Neth]

The donkey and stripper show was out

[Vattnisse]

of town, so instead they settled for

[drunken_nomad]

watching bad, but strangely sexy, cartoons. Then,

[Bling Bling]

as the ritual neared its climax, disaster

[Kruelaid]

b*$%& slapped lady luck with a crowbar:

[drunken_nomad]

Clint Eastwood guest-directed part of Clerks III!

[Tobus Neth]

Eastwood had a itch about the way

[Heathansson]

Sondra Locke was always trying to get

[Kruelaid]

the numbers of Hollywood lawyers, so he

[Vattnisse]

put on his best leisure suit and

[Larry Lichman]

loaded his .45 magnum, the most powerful

[Tobus Neth]

leisure suit since the early eighties. Leaking

[Kruelaid]

from his colostomy bag, he strode powerfully

[Larry Lichman]

toward O.J. Simpson, unsheathed his handgun, and

[drunken_nomad]

whispered menacingly..."Action." OJ stuttered to SteveDave

[Vattnisse]

and then promptly had an "accident", making

[Larry Lichman]

the entire cast of "Charles in Charge"

[Kruelaid]

wonder why they got into show business.

[Vattnisse]

"Well, it was either this or working

[Kruelaid]

as a male prostitute," Scott Baio declared

[Vattnisse]

to his castmates. "Speaking of prostitution, I

[drunken_nomad]

never 'loved' Joanie...see?? I loved Arnold

[Kruelaid]

and that's when Eastwood shot him, officer.

[Vattnisse]

I swears it is true, every word

[drunken_nomad]

Then Willie Ames donned a purple jumpsuit

[Kruelaid]

with the crotch cut out," Baio testified.

[drunken_nomad]

Will Smith exploded on the scene, running

[Bling Bling]

over Ames in his pimped-up, funkified limo

[drunken_nomad]

jumped over the crippled Ames and said,

[Vattnisse]

"Welcome to the new willennium, yo", before

[Bling Bling]

speeding away while rapping the words to

[Vattnisse]

"Drop-kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life".

[Larry Lichman]

It was then that the Cowboy Junkies

[Heathansson]

showed up, looked around, and sped off.

[Larry Lichman]

This came as no surprise since all

[drunken_nomad]

cowboys and junkies act like that. Baio

[Kruelaid]

coughed hard and crapped his pants when

[drunken_nomad]

commanded by Eastwood, causing everyone to laugh

[Larry Lichman]

which infuriated Chachi so much that he