The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

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garbage dumps tended by undead troll druids

[Heathansson]

who grow gardens, cultivating mushrooms, smoke hooch,

[zylphryx]

candy earthworms and drink questionable fluids, though

[Heathansson]

they don't look at the internet much,

[secretturchinman]

but when they do they never stop

[Vattnisse]

because they love the websites dedicated to

[Heathansson]

gardening, home improvement, bugbear porn, cooking, and

[zylphryx]

Martha Stewart, who satisifed all categories. Never

[Vattnisse]

content with what she already possessed, the

[Heathansson]

Lady of all things decorative decided she

[AWED]

too much things and stuff so then

[Vattnisse]

she resolved to give all her worldly

[AWED]

excuses for why she has not been

[Heathansson]

back to visit her friends from the

[Dirk Gently]

most remote reaches of Droam. They were

[Heathansson]

feeling forgotten; they insisted that she had

[Celestial Healer]

met a lover in prison and abandoned

[Heathansson]

her with their half fiendish offspring to

[Vattnisse]

cavort across the multiverse, visiting places like

[Aberzombie]

the new Disney park in Iuz's Empire

[Heathansson]

and Sea of Dust World, with Shamoo

[Celestial Healer]

the zombie illithid entertaining children's birthday parties

[Vattnisse]

while surreptitiously eating their brains. "No one

[drunken_nomad]

expects the zombie illithid! Its chief weapon

[Aberzombie]

is its "puppy dog eyes" gaze which

[Heathansson]

it uses to lull the weak-willed into

[Aberzombie]

giving it table scraps to feed on.

[Heathansson]

By table scraps, of course, we mean

[Magikcat]

orphans, the homeless, and other cast-offs of

[Heathansson]

an uncaring, word game hating, society where

[Vattnisse]

shambling hordes of the worm-riddled undead mindlessly

[Heathansson]

watch reality television and vote for American

[Vattnisse]

President based on the recommendations of psychics.

[Heathansson]

Uri Geller would have won, but he

[Tegan]

couldn't get his spoon straight again, if

[Heathansson]

he was President. Also, the Oval Office

[Tegan]

well, Uri made it not so oval

[Heathansson]

it was kind of a tesseract now.

[Tegan]

Only Tess couldn't act so she was

[Heathansson]

charged with weakening spoons instead. For this

[Tegan]

she used burning hands and a bit

[Aberzombie]

of bat guano (which, by the way

[Vattnisse]

, is considered to be a delicacy by

[Aberzombie]

certain races of the Underdark and stirges)

[Heathansson]

which made Driz'zt (batsucker) DoUrden verklemt, to

[Vattnisse]

say the least, as he had promised

[Magikcat]

a guano-load of the stuff to the

[Vattnisse]

dwarven brewers, who needed it for their

[Magikcat]

newest creation, Fireball Stout. This drink was

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created to make you turn into a