The Five Word Game!


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Scarab Sages

on Empty" to the tune


of duplicate entries created without


making any sense at all.


Meanwhile, at the Devo Ranch,


they were whippin' it up


with the Girl U Want

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who was a coalminer's daughter


whoms skills were coveted by


dwarves and gnomes alike. Anyone


like Kirth Gerson could also.

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Lately, however, the dwarves were


turnin' this mother out with


Boo-oo-oo-ootzilla! and Doctor Funkenstein, tearin'


this plane a new one.


These funky dwarves paid 12$

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to catch a glimpse of

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the ankle of the demure


yet full-figured Bertha the All-Eclipsing,


and her twin sister, Mulva

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the Unremarkable. Some of the

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gals, including Doris, and Gina,

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refused to show off their


money-makers on the grounds that


funky dwarves shouldn't wear sunglasses


at night. Although if paid

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in sardines, they'd bare all.


After removing the sunglasses, the


resulting tan lines looked like

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stoned anemic racoons and their

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embarassed blushing made them look


like teenagers on prom night.

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Of course, since dwarves have

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rampant unibrow and muttonchop growth,

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sunglasses often become entangled, and

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, as dwarf personal grooming usually


only happens once in a


mating cycle of the blue

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cheese moon, their overgrown faces

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weigh their heads down mightily


and fuzzily. Moreover, dwarf members

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of the "hair for men

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club" actually donate shorn locks

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to Cousin It, to make

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him "more beautiful" according to

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a survey conducted among the

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members of the Charles Addams

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Piltdown Man Preservation Society, showed


in a Dwarven Monthly article.

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Other articles included "Dwarf Tossing:

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How To Go The Distance"

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