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Meanwhile, at the Devo Ranch,
who was a coalminer's daughter
whoms skills were coveted by
dwarves and gnomes alike. Anyone
like Kirth Gerson could also.
Lately, however, the dwarves were
turnin' this mother out with
Boo-oo-oo-ootzilla! and Doctor Funkenstein, tearin'
These funky dwarves paid 12$
yet full-figured Bertha the All-Eclipsing,
and her twin sister, Mulva
the Unremarkable. Some of the
gals, including Doris, and Gina,
refused to show off their
money-makers on the grounds that
funky dwarves shouldn't wear sunglasses
at night. Although if paid
in sardines, they'd bare all.
After removing the sunglasses, the
resulting tan lines looked like
stoned anemic racoons and their
embarassed blushing made them look
like teenagers on prom night.
Of course, since dwarves have
rampant unibrow and muttonchop growth,
sunglasses often become entangled, and
, as dwarf personal grooming usually
cheese moon, their overgrown faces
weigh their heads down mightily
and fuzzily. Moreover, dwarf members
club" actually donate shorn locks
him "more beautiful" according to
a survey conducted among the
members of the Charles Addams
Piltdown Man Preservation Society, showed
in a Dwarven Monthly article.
Other articles included "Dwarf Tossing:
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