The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

as the nimble Lettuceman acrobatically

[zylphryx]

mixed Bloody Marys to counter

[Heathansson]

the poison from the crossbow

[office_ninja]

bolt. "Thassssh a good annnidote",

[Vy-Dann]

and fell into a salad

[Celestial Healer]

shooter. The ensuing cole slaw

[office_ninja]

had the "cole" subtype due

[Heathansson]

the arcane device's slicing, dicing,

[Aberzombie]

and mincing of everything in

[Heathansson]

sight, including words, which it

[Celestial Healer]

mangled worse than George Bush

[office_ninja]

on a dire cocaine bender.

[Heathansson]

Meanwhile, at the Soup Bar,

[Larry Lichman]

Dick Cheney was helping himself

[office_ninja]

to a heapin' helpin' of

[Vattnisse]

Peruvian nose candy, which helped

[Heathansson]

his reaction times to pop-up

[Vattnisse]

geezers coming outta the underbrush

[Heathansson]

with bass guitars and crosses

[office_ninja]

that are not entirely buckshot-proof.

[Heathansson]

His grandaddy, Lon Chaney, done

[zylphryx]

beat his big eared head

[office_ninja]

`til thar weren't nothin' but

[Heathansson]

a lump of meatloaf and

[office_ninja]

a big glob of evil.

[Heathansson]

"Give me my Loknar," exclaimed

[Celestial Healer]

Walter Mondale in a high-pitched

[Vattnisse]

girlish squeal, "or I'll tell

[Heathansson]

Jimmy Carter on you. Give

[drunken_nomad]

Hanover Fist 36,000 zulacks, Captain

[Vy-Dann]

caveman and the teen angels

[Heathansson]

McGilla Gorilla, Thundarr, Ookla, Princess

[office_ninja]

Toadstool, and make it snappy!"

[Heathansson]

Then Mondale, feeling his oats,

[office_ninja]

got his presidentin' lasso and

[Heathansson]

decided to punch a dogey

[office_ninja]

, if you know what I

[Heathansson]

want for my birthday, then

[Vattnisse]

you'll get me that antfarm!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

HA HA! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

[Heathansson]

Anyway, the moral of this

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

evil, evil infomercial is that

[Vattnisse]

anything applied directly on the

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

computer screen has the risk

[Vattnisse]

of transmitting the strange condition

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

known as creeping porphyric lurgy

[office_ninja]

fungal chronic antisemoplanioplastigraphtomanicitis ...on fire.

[Vattnisse]

"That sounds terrible", said a

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

sufferer of advanced mummy rot

[Heathansson]

who noted the irony of