Fun with savage tide: Talking Smack

[Jay]

so i'm goign nuts waiting for the first issue, so I thought maybe we could pass the time with a fun game.

I like to play characters who talk tough to the bad guys. I think a savage tide PC especially pirate influenced would be a great smack talker. So I've been trying to think of good quotes for parts of the campaign.

Here are a couple.

"Holy crap that's Demogorgon. What should we do?"
"Just hit the ugly one!"
"Which one's the ugly one?"

The two-weapon fighter when meeting Demogorgon "I've got two swords, one for each of ya!"

I based those two on two of my fav movie quotes. Can you guess which movie?

Also do you guys have any quotes you'd like to see come up in your campaigns?

[Heathansson]

This is the best I have after 45 minutes (Family board! Family board!)
"You're mother is a two-headed mandrill."
"You are proof that nighthags can beget sons."

[J PAslawski]

Adventure # 4 - I guarentee I will hear

"Whoa- Monkey Outta Nowhere!!" ( from tick cartoon)
"Get your hands off of me- you DAMN DIRTY APE!!!" (planet of the apes)
WALT!!!! (from LOST)

[Jay]

"Wow so let me get this straight you have a snake's body but two baboon butts for heads?"

[Heathansson]

To a half orc:
"yer mudder was human? I thought you wer 1/2 troll."
To a dwarf:
"yer mudder shaves her beard."

[Jay]

Adventure 4
maybe the balrugua (sp?) should taunt the players:
"Welcome to the jungle, watch it bring you to your knees, knees, I wanna watch you bleed. Welcome to the jungle, feel my, my serpentine, I wanna hear you scream!"

[Heathansson]

Somebody talking trash
retort:
"I've had more stimulating conversation from a gibbering mouther."
or
"Your piehole keeps flapping, but my sword is deaf."

[oji040870]

Cabin boy had some good lines on board the Filthy Wh**e.