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Liberty's Edge

Where else can you talk to Gary Gygax and Rob Kuntz in the same week?
The internet rules.
ENWorld rules.
Paizo rules.

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:

Where else can you talk to Gary Gygax and Rob Kuntz in the same week?

and Fake Healer (ooo, are you ever honored!)

FH (shameless)

Liberty's Edge

Hey, everybody! Here's a new idea!
Let's make August "spell core classes as their anagram only if their anagram is a color in French" month.
Who's on board? The ship sails August 1st.

The Exchange

We'll name the ship "The Ship of Fools". Heathanson is the cap'n. We can mount a set of steer horns on front for a figurehead and use an oil rig for a mast (stereotypical texan stuff).

FH;)

Liberty's Edge

Ship? Hell, I've got a squadron of ships. A Rouge Squadron.
Boah, yerr all hat and no cattle.

Heathansson (only YODA can call me padawan)

Grand Lodge

Heathansson wrote:

Ship? Hell, I've got a squadron of ships. A Rouge Squadron.

Boah, yerr all hat and no cattle.

Heathansson (only YODA can call me padawan)

Or as they say where I come from - you're all wool and no sheep...

Sartorial question: Does the fact that someone (anyone) can call you padawan mean that you have that distinctive apprentice semi-mullet rat-tail haircut? Just curious, as that was one of the things that mystified me the most in the new Star Wars movies.

Nobody can call me padawan, but that is primarily due to my lack of physical and mental prowess. And my lack of hair.

Liberty's Edge

I did, but that was a long time ago.
I got it cut off in a barfight with a weequay.

Grand Lodge

Heathansson wrote:

I did, but that was a long time ago.

I got it cut off in a barfight with a weequay.

Must have been the same one where I lost my eyebrow stud. I don't do bar fights no more...

The Exchange

Well I always heard that only 2 things come from Texas: steer and queers, which one are you, son?
What movie was that from?
BTW, I was not trying to offend anyone with the derogitory use of "queers". Only Heathanson.;P
I may be Roman Catholic but I walked out of church yesterday in the middle of the Homily because the priest was saying how gays will not go to heaven unless they change and repent their sins. Then he smiled at the altar-boy.

FH (Controversial?)

Liberty's Edge

Don't mess with Texas, yankee boah.
(Oh, and I don't want no yankees should get insulted; exceptin fakey. I was born in Minnesota myself.)

Grand Lodge

Fake Healer wrote:

Well I always heard that only 2 things come from Texas: steer and queers, which one are you, son?

What movie was that from?
BTW, I was not trying to offend anyone with the derogitory use of "queers". Only Heathanson.;P
I may be Roman Catholic but I walked out of church yesterday in the middle of the Homily because the priest was saying how gays will not go to heaven unless they change and repent their sins. Then he smiled at the altar-boy.

FH (Controversial?)

The quote is from Full Metal Jacket. Great movie, BTW.

The Exchange

Ahhh yes, Full Metal Jacket. I agree, great movie.

FH (This is my gun!)


Fake Healer wrote:

Ahhh yes, Full Metal Jacket. I agree, great movie.

FH (This is my gun!)

...there are many like it, but this one is MINE!

THIS IS MY FIREBALL. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY FIREBALL IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. MY FIREBALL, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY FIREBALL, I AM USELESS. - Lans, Wizards of the Coast forum


Fake Healer wrote:

Well I always heard that only 2 things come from Texas: steer and queers, which one are you, son?

What movie was that from?

Lou Gossett Jr also screams that out in "An Officer and a Gentleman"...

I got nowhere else to go!

Liberty's Edge

Fake Healer wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Where else can you talk to Gary Gygax and Rob Kuntz in the same week?

and Fake Healer (ooo, are you ever honored!)

FH (shameless)

All bovine scatology aside, you are my hero of the homefront.

I had to watch my 2 varmints alone for 5 hours Saturday. They tpk'd me. Who'd a thunk two kobolds could do so much damage to a mighty werewolf ex-national guardsman?


Heathansson wrote:
I had to watch my 2 varmints alone for 5 hours Saturday. They tpk'd me. Who'd a thunk two kobolds could do so much damage to a mighty werewolf ex-national guardsman?

That's just it. You're an ex-guardsman and lose all the class hit points. Suddenly, you can't do pushups anymore, your hair grows 4 inches longer, and some of the discipline you learned goes out the window.

Toss me a frosty on this ale-swigging pirate ship of Fools!

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Where else can you talk to Gary Gygax and Rob Kuntz in the same week?

and Fake Healer (ooo, are you ever honored!)

FH (shameless)

All bovine scatology aside, you are my hero of the homefront.

I had to watch my 2 varmints alone for 5 hours Saturday. They tpk'd me. Who'd a thunk two kobolds could do so much damage to a mighty werewolf ex-national guardsman?

We are like giants to the small ones. We all know that the small ones get bonuses Vs. giants. My 2 gobbos wipe me out every day. Thank gods that I have the messageboards to escape to for sanity's sake. Toughest job I ever had.

FH (1 billion diapers changed....and counting)

Liberty's Edge

All I know is that Dr. Seuss book Hop on Pop?
That mess aint even funny. That's messed up.


Heathansson wrote:

All I know is that Dr. Seuss book Hop on Pop?

That mess aint even funny. That's messed up.

Don't be knockin' the Doc! He's too cool for school!

Liberty's Edge

I give the Doc his duly due props
But you know that title, "Hop on Pop"?
It's messed up, Gwidion Gideon Gop.

That's my liver, that's my spleen,
That is not a trampoline,
Hopping on pop? That's just plain mean.


Heathansson wrote:

I give the Doc his duly due props

But you know that title, "Hop on Pop"?
It's messed up, Gwidion Gideon Gop.

That's my liver, that's my spleen,
That is not a trampoline,
Hopping on pop? That's just plain mean.

A tisket, a tasket,

My party put Filge in a basket.
A tasket, a tisket,
Our party's mage bit it.

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