Funniest Order of the Stick Quotes

[Lord Eisen]

Just compiling a list of OotS quotes- wondering if people could help out.

Just to get you started:
EPISODE #173: "Hey, this isn't a claim ticket, its just a piece of paper that says: 'I prepared Explosive Runes this morn-'"

EPISODE #191: "Hey, look. I just regenerated a finger, guess which one?"

COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE JUMANJI:
"Don't worry, its only a pack of wolves."

[Lilith]

#7 (Durkon & Thor) Welcome to ThorPrayer
#20 (Vaarsuvius) Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
#30 (Elan) "So, you going to eat my brain?"
#65 (Vaarsuvius) "Aren't you a violation of a certain popular fantasy author's intellectual property?!?!"
#149 (Redcloak) "That WAS the supreme leader, right?"
#161 (Haley) "Let me guess, her tonsils were evil and you had to smite them?"
#171 (Roy) "Your approval fills me with shame."
#197 (Xykon) "I just had an evilgasm."
#207 (Elan) "Dragons - color-coded for your convenience!"

[Jodah]

Its as true today as when i first started Adventuring: when In doubt, light something on fire.

Elan! Dad! Haely! Samantha! Hot Chick!

You look injured, Sir Greenhilt. Would you like me to Lay Hands upon you? -Miko, the 'hot, kung-fu paladin/monk with poor social skills'

[Aberzombie]

You didn't think a Lawful Good governement automatically meant free speech, did you? ~ the prosecution in #272

Run my pretty little chuncks of XP! Run! ~ Belkar
I have deep-seated emotional problems. ~ also Belkar

Sacrificing minions: Is there any problem it can't solve? ~ Xykon

[Jeremy Mac Donald]

There is a definite shortage of Xykon these days - he was a riot

[Lilith]

Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:

There is a definite shortage of Xykon these days - he was a riot

The evilgasm quote actually made me laugh out loud. Love Xykon. My favorite lich evar.

[Cade Darkhouse]

"Well while we wait I've got an Idea! Lets KILL, Kill kill!"
That evil sword I forgot which episode and this isn't exact.

[tallforadwarf]

Hey all!
The one that really had me was the shopping for mounts; Belkar's "unleash the fury!".
That and W.W.T.D.? One of players has W.W.M(aster).C(hief).D.? inside his PHB cover.
...
Causes no end of problems! ;P

Peace,

tfad

[Lord Eisen]

"I wouldn't touch your skinny, uptight ass with a standard-issue 10ft pole, you overbearing, self-righteous b#&&~!"
Roy to Miko (#250).

[Troy Taylor]

Great Cleavage/Roy has boobies.

[Demonknight]

Cade Darkhouse wrote:

"Well while we wait I've got an Idea! Lets KILL, Kill kill!"

That evil sword I forgot which episode and this isn't exact.

It´s from Dragon Magazine, the second in wich OOTS appears :)

I just love the first one!

My favourite is the evilgasm, i´m gonna buy the t-shirt and wear it during my sessions!

[Cade Darkhouse]

Thank you Demonknight

[Lilith]

Lord Eisen wrote:

"I wouldn't touch your skinny, uptight ass with a standard-issue 10ft pole, you overbearing, self-righteous b#&&~!"

Roy to Miko (#250).

Such a classic.

[secretturchinman]

Demonknight wrote:

Cade Darkhouse wrote:

"Well while we wait I've got an Idea! Lets KILL, Kill kill!"

That evil sword I forgot which episode and this isn't exact.

It´s from Dragon Magazine, the second in wich OOTS appears :)

I just love the first one!

My favourite is the evilgasm, i´m gonna buy the t-shirt and wear it during my sessions!

Which issue of Dragon?

[Demonknight]

secretturchinman wrote:

Which issue of Dragon?

Magazine 339, page 65.

[Aberzombie]

# 274

Money God - "OK, my turn? Ninjas."

Blond Goddess - "What? Hey, we all agreed on this medieval knights-and-wizards theme!"

Monkey God - "So? Its my turn, my choice, I say: NINJA!"

I love monkeys.

[Lilith]

Aberzombie wrote:

# 274

Money God - "OK, my turn? Ninjas."

Blond Goddess - "What? Hey, we all agreed on this medieval knights-and-wizards theme!"

Monkey God - "So? Its my turn, my choice, I say: NINJA!"

I love monkeys.

Yay for ninja monkeys! FLYING ninja monkeys would be even better.

But I'm waiting for the pirates.

[Lilith]

#275 - "Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination."

[Aberzombie]

Lilith wrote:

Yay for ninja monkeys! FLYING ninja monkeys would be even better.

That is why I support all manner of genetic research and genetic engineering. Eventually we'll have 'Plant of the Apes" type monkey-men, and its only a hop, skip, and a jump from there to real-life ninja monkeys. Hoorah!