Dungeon makes my skin crawl


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Holy crap, there's a monster in issue #124 that has creeped me out. It's the female mummy Arodnap, in the Chamber of Antiquities. Damn. I am completely creeped out.

I mean, being DIGESTED is bad enough. But by a mummy? Eeeeek! Run away! Run awaaaay!

Tony M


Tony M wrote:

I mean, being DIGESTED is bad enough. But by a mummy? Eeeeek! Run away! Run awaaaay!

Tony M

Is it really that much worse than being digested by an oozing yellow pyramid?

Hunter


HAHA! Actually, I would prefer to be consumed by an oozing, yellow pyramid. The pyramid's jelly-like substance delivers a powerful anesthetic, making one's consumption completely painless. Moreover, the creature emits a pleasant lemony fragrance. Plus, you can struggle a little--which is nice way to pass the time while you're being eaten.

Being consumed by the mummy, however, is nothing but bad. No lemony scent, and you can't struggle!!!

I repeat: Run awaaaaaay!!

Tony

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