Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Valegrim]

pass the toast."

[drunken_nomad]

Artoo miraculously produced

[Heathansson]

his toaster attachment

[drunken_nomad]

firing toast perfectly

[Heathansson]

at C-3P0's face

[MaxSlasher26]

,but he failed

[MaxSlasher26]

to make his

[MaxSlasher26]

fat fryer attachment

[Heathansson]

work, because womprats

[Sir Kaikillah]

ate the batteries

[Heathansson]

when the jawas

[drunken_nomad]

took over Tatooine.

[Heathansson]

C-3P0 got mad

[drunken_nomad]

and stabbed Beru

[Valegrim]

in the funnybone

[Heathansson]

with a lightsaber

[Celestial Healer]

and said, "Eat

[Heathansson]

this, you nerfherder!!"

[Sir Kaikillah]

Owen vowed "REVENGE"

[Valegrim]

and unplugged C3P0

[Celestial Healer]

to spare us

[Heathansson]

his innane drivel

[Celestial Healer]

. In grief, R2D2

[Heathansson]

crashed his X-wing

[Celestial Healer]

into a pile

[Heathansson]

of bantha dung

[Celestial Healer]

and drowned. Meanwhile,

[Heathansson]

Cheetara and Snarf

[Vattnisse]

, back in the

[Heathansson]

Pimp My Landspeeder

[Vattnisse]

garage, run by

[Valegrim]

Skeletor and He-Man

[Vattnisse]

, unlocked the oversized

[Valegrim]

custom monster vehicles

[Heathansson]

lowrider AT-AT's with

[Celestial Healer]

intercontinental ballistic missiles

[Sir Kaikillah]

crome quad-laser battery

[Heathansson]

a hot tub,

[Celestial Healer]

and a herring

[Heathansson]

bone kangol hat.

[Vattnisse]

"Look at that

[drunken_nomad]

and fetch Sheriff

[Heathansson]

Lobo, you mook;

[Vattnisse]

otherwise, we might

[Heathansson]

get stamped, blasted,

[Vattnisse]

pounded, pulverized, pummeled,

[Heathansson]

eviscerated, defenestrated, and

[Vattnisse]

sauteed with onions!"

[drunken_nomad]

shouted Skeletor unnecessarily.

[Vattnisse]

Fortunately, it did