Thanks for Richard Pett for coming up with the 100 useless items. What a great way to dress up a dungeon.
My favorite? No. 13, a mirror with the words "I am the most" written on the face in goblin.
I think it appeals to the narcissist in every goblin.
I'd love to hear what others think is their favorite.
I'd love to hear what others think is their favorite.
#89: An empty jar labelled "do not open, contains wail of the banshee"
Ahhh, yes. The old "Drink Me!" trick.
There's a rogue in my party who always falls for that sort of thing. The last one was a sign on a lever that said "Do Not Pull."
So not only did he pull it, he waited until the entire party was standing on the metal plate next to the lever.
It opened up a 50-foot pit beneath their feet that ended in an icy cavern lake. Brrrrrrr!
I'd love to hear what others think is their favorite.
I just got the issue yesterday and scanned the 100 Useless Items before going to bed. They were all great, but I laughed out loud at "A suit of full plate sized for a ferret". Codo and Podo could have used that.
Long Live The Beastmaster, Asberdies!
Rip Torn makes a great villain. I wonder what useless item we could get for his character?
Rip Torn makes a great villain. I wonder what useless item we could get for his character?
Maybe the hastily discarded serpentine scabbard for that serpentine dagger of his. Or a singed braid of grey hair.