| Full Name |
U.P.H.O. |
| Race |
Unbelievably Preposterous Humanoid Organism |
| Classes/Levels |
Businessman 5, Slacker 5, Poser 10 |
| Gender |
Probably male |
| Size |
Physically medium, mentally diminutive, subjectively colossal |
| Age |
40-ish |
| Special Abilities |
Nerding, be-right-on-the-internet, thread derail |
| Alignment |
Arrogant Sceptical |
| Deity |
D20 |
| Location |
Near an internet connection in Stockholm, Sweden |
| Languages |
English, Swedish, Outlandish |
| Occupation |
Composer/Management Consultant/Actor/Wannabe |
| Strength |
14 |
| Dexterity |
12 |
| Constitution |
10 |
| Intelligence |
16 |
| Wisdom |
7 |
| Charisma |
16 |
