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Friday falls from FAQ free forums. Fortunately, free from fiat, friends finally figure to find fortune from fun's foreman...

Did he say just what we think?
Does he ridicule our stink?
With which we make when answers leave?
Nay we cannot for up our sleeve
Its not as if we have a man
Or woman heading our games we can
Ask the questions we need to know
To make the game not come to slow
This rhyme is not the best of them
So I sum it up; just ask your GM!

Cheryl Tunt wrote:

captain_yesterday wrote:

Life Sized Cap'n Yesterday prop wrote:

Señor Vorpal Kickass'o wrote:

Incidentally, I call them "kwill-poth" usually, but I have done "klip-poth" too.

That's the great thing about made up words, everyone is right:-D

edit: i have a headache and work in the morning, so my alias fu is weak tonight :-(

Alias fu, huh? Does this make me Shang Tsung?

Those are made up words.

Technically, they're all made-up words.

I like the way you think, I do

This one came about in an unusual way,
When the captain was joking with something to say,
And I noticed my reply was starting to rhyme,
So I thought what about a new alias this time?
After all with the green theme there's more than just tea,
And Seuss was a childhood favorite to me.
So I scrambled to make it and finished the post,
Of rhyming which I do exaggerate most,
And favorites came, and it's not a surprise,
Though it seemed a bit few in this poster's eyes.
After all how many people craft verse while sitting on crapper,
Making do figurative and literal, like an internet rapper?

He's not referring to Horton Hatches an Egg:-(

I preferred Hears a Who

I do not like it captain yes
I do not think you pass the test
Try it try it once again
Try it try it this time when
You have a theme with which you'll play
A theme which causes other folks to say
"That captain yes is clever stuff
his jokes are mocking but none too rough
yet thoughtful, thoughtful to a tee
he points out the silliness of me
in such a way I never knew
His jokes are smart and never blue"
For this is key to make me laugh
it's okay for silliness as half
but some should take a little thought
Cause then you have my interest caught
take for example your own name
in mocking you I can do the same
and bring about Bender's mask
where he was king, no simple task!
In that same ol episode
where captain yesterday was sewed
into your mind on late t.v.
but where's the fun in that to see?
I'd just say cliche lines and such
and really now, it's just too much
so I shall leave on higher ground
until your avatars next come around.