Alright everyone, I need to ask you to step away from your apparatuses. I am seizing them under reasonable suspicion of criminal activity. Since I have no idea what any of these newfangled apparatuses are supposed to do, one of you shall spend any standard actions until I have collected all of these apparatuses and stowed them lawfully away.
you can pry my big red button from my cold dead hands. :x
(note it doesn't do anything, I just like the big red button). :p.