| seditiousbroom |
My name is Juan, and I wear magic P.A.N.T.S.
I look like almost everyone. It's one of my greatest strengths, that I'm average. I could be the guy behind the counter at your second-favorite grocery store, a bridge construction worker, or the guy who drives a street sweeper at night. Medium size, medium build, brown hair, sometimes a mustache. Sometimes a hard hat. Sometimes just a good book and cup of coffee.
Oh. Right. The magic P.A.N.T.S. They're not really magic or pants, but they're mine.
Photosynthetic
Adaptive
Nanotechnology
Tactical
System
It's a sophisticated nanobot suit that can do many things, but my two prototypes can only perform one chief function at a time. The suit can be a carapace to soak damage, a blaster to deal damage, or help me fly. However, it can only do one of those things at a time and requires a certain amount of time to restructure between roles. It's a temporary limitation. I'm still working on it.
That's another thing. I may look like average Joe, but I have a gift with technology. I can fix a lot of things and reverse engineer complicated machines and code.
What have I done? Amateur. Don't you know better than to ask that question? Ask me what I was accused of instead, which so far is a list as long as my arm. Corporate espionage. Assault. Attempted murder in the second degree. Various, ridiculous computer hacking charges. Even trespassing. Sometimes I have to steal to keep my lab running. Sometimes I want a little payback. No, I'm not going to talk about that.
Lately? I've done a bit of this, a bit of that. Mostly I try to scrounge power sources of the small, portable, and nuclear variety. I infiltrated and robbed a Thorium repository in the United States three months ago. Oh, and a shipment of former U.S.S.R. plutonium just landed in my lap last month. Really. Scout's honor.
But what put me in this V'sori prison was when I took about a sixth of their primary database. I wasn't sure what I would find, hacking into one of their shuttles and using a link back to a mother ship. I used some of the V'sori cracker programs that are still available and a mass downloader. By the time I started sifting through the data to get an idea of what I had there were troops coming in my front door. I figure I'm still alive because they want to know what else I may have downloaded and who else has seen it.