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mak ae karikter.

sea if yue cann rol threa twantys in ah roh.

emale yor werst enemmei than lett yor finger huver onn send.

doo ah serch for tha frerst werd yor finger wrests onn inn tha DMG.

ware women's clohths end tak picters.

doo a panteeng with yor fingertipps.

rol 1d6 too chooz witch uv tha abbuv too doo

Man this is boring. GitP's comics are taking way too long(www.giantitp.com)!!! Nobody has any new, good threads! My bro isn't here to play D&D, and I can't find a good site to go onto!
Any suggestions?

Here is a place to put all the ideas you've ever had for an adventure:
A room, full of tiles(this is cliche)that are trapped. You'll need a pole!

A secret door, that doubles as a pit trap(this is cliche too).

Your turn!!!

Dragonlance
Grimm

Um...
"Cough"

Look at www.kender.com. It doesn't go where you think it would.

OK. Here's the place to place D&D jokes.
Ahem.
"What is Raistlin's Business called?

Majere's Evil Cursed Timepieces Inc."

I'm thinkin' of making my own website, about Asperger's Syndrome, my comic ideas, my story ideas, and my D&D ideas. Any ideas? And how many people here have AS?

Well...
I really just felt like saying that. By the way, Did you see on www.giantitp.com, they're showin' free OotS comics? Actually, I dont think its anything new. go onto 'Comics'.
Also, the 'Dungeon of Dorukan' game is great!
Fine, I'll do the 4-word game. That's why you came on, after all.

Tas 'handled' Raistlin's spellbook...

Wow! a key fob? Really! I gotta get that!

Here are some cheap D&D tips:
1) you can use graph paper to map out adventures.
2) you can use tiny little crumpled up pieces of paper for minis with the graph paper for a mat.
3) at www.d20srd.org/srd/classes/_______(whatever class you need) you can get the info for the base core classes, if you can’t find the PHB4) you can use marbles and dice for spells(like fireball)
Feel free to add to the list.

i cant find the zogonia in 354! where could it be?! i didnt miss a page, so where is it?!!! please tell me!!!!

I'm trying to determine when DRAGON started using 3.5. This is because if I am going toget an old DRAGON, I want to know whether it's 3.5 or not. I thanketh thee for thy honerable assistance(but I hate paladins, so minus the 'honerable' part!)

DEAD, MAGGOTY POSSUM:
Cost:-- Dmg(S): 1d6* Dmg(M): 1d8* Critical: 18-20/x3 Weight: 5lb. Type: Bludgeoning

ROTTEN TOMATOES/APPLES(5):
Cost:-- Dmg(S)1d3 * Dmg(M):1d4* Critical:x2 Weight:1lb.
Type:Bludgeoning

*DC 15 or be nauseated for 1 round

Dead, maggtty possum stats:
--2(footnote)

1(footnote) who CARES what a dead, maggotty possums stats are?!

im postin the dead, maggotty possum thread RIGHT NOW in the off-topic section! everybody look here, before they delete it!

kender rock! dragonlance rocks! why cant people realize that? losers...ALL interestd in EBERRON. and believe it or not, some people actually LIKE FORGOTEN REALMS! stupid...kender rock! so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSERS........