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NobodysHome wrote:

This morning: "I need to generate closed captioning for this video! I bet our AI tool can do that!"

Nope.

"I bet ChatGPT can do that!"

Nope.

ChatGPT at least recommended some paid programs such as Otter to do it for me. But it wanted more access to the file and asked me to put it on Google Drive so I did, then it said, "Hey, did you know Google has a video transcription service?"

It wasn't great, but it was at least a speech-to-text tool with timestamps, and you could tell they'd run it through an AI because it didn't have all of the usual nonsensical stuff you get with non-augmented speech-to-text, so I'd say the dirt-standard speech-to-text tool saved me about 4 hours of work, and the AI correcting all the typos and incorrect transliterations saved me maybe 5-10 minutes. (I had to fix it all anyway 'cause all the timestamps overlapped, so you ended up with 3-4 captions on the screen at once a la Elf Princess Raine.)

Yet again, the tried-and-true tools we've been using for decades vastly outperform AI in saving me time, but yet again nobody cares because the executives want to shove AI down our throats whether we want it or not.

BUTLERIAN JIHAD.

Target identified. Dispatching drones.

Wait. Is that a boat or a duck?

Can someone help me find all the squares with a bicycle?

What do you mean I have to click the box to prove I'm human?

But if we let you delete anything, we might not be able to keep spying on you.

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