Okay...here is a current one.
I play a living greyhawk Character.
Rupert Caine. He is a wizard.
He signs everything R. Caine.
His familiar...Nova.
:)
Did he have a sister named Lana? ... or Kandy?
If he dies and comes back to life (like Gandalf), will he become White Caine?
If he and his brother start a buisness, will it be called Co. Caine?
If he builds a bike and is really happy about it, will it be A Merry Caine Chopper?
Ultradan
It gets better than that. He is from the Yeomanry and spent 3 years in the Milita to gain citizenship. Now in all the Yeomanry Mods...you guessed it they call him Citizen Caine. I really hadn't planned that, it just happened that way.