das schwarze Auge wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Razz wrote:
The truth behind who killed JFK, the moon landing, and how the Pentagon was hit by a cruise missle.
I see...
This tinfoil hat, does it still work if I were to wrap the tinfoil around a regular hat to make it more comfortable?
It depends you see. There was this guy we worked with. We'll refer to him as "Bob." Bob had some very...odd...thoughts. Which wasn't the problem. The problem was he voiced them. Frequently. Quite disturbing, actually, and it takes something really grotesque to put me off. I introduced him to the idea of tinfoil hats. So he made one. It seemed to help somewhat. Anyway, he eventually got a new job with another group, who also seemed to think he was a bit off. One day one of the guys Bob now worked with is talking to a friend of mine. He says, "This guy, Bob, he's a bit odd. And he has this tinfoil hat in his cube. Does he really believe in the whole black helicopters and orbital mind-control rays bit?" My friend explains, "You don't understand. It's not to keep the mind-control rays out. It's to keep his thoughts in." He replies, "Oh. That makes a lot more sense now." I think they started making Bob wear it in the office after that.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie. It just might save you too.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled playa' hatin'.
I'm still waiting for the Jiffy Pop upgrade for that Beanie. Protection from Mind Control and a yummy snack.