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So the Kid got swallowed whole and I knew he was gonna die. I went next. I took a move action to run around in front of the tyrannosaurus and provoked an attack of opportunity. I willingly went flat-footed to more or less ensure it would hit me, and it did. When it bit down and swallowed, I didn't put up a fight; I let it swallow me. I ended up in its belly pressed up against the Kid who was bleeding out. I still had a standard action left, and used it to activate my cape of the montebank and dimension doored out of the dinosaur with the kid, getting him to safety so he could be healed before he was digested.

HEROIC, if I do say so myself!

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Yay! Action Badger!

I'll get all the flumphs that show up over here in Eberron! I can't really behead them with my spiked chain, since they don't really have necks, which is one more good reason to kill them because what self-respecting monster lacks a shapely neck? Instead I'll just trample them into the ground and pile rocks on their flat dead bodies to weigh down their souls so they won't be able to get into heaven.

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