O Illustrious Masters and Mistresses!
If you are finished with your revelry, I would be overjoyed for the honour of being allowed to offer some of you a guided tour of the Jewel of the Inner Sea!
Please believe me when I tell you that I can show you areas of our city through which you have never travelled, all beautifully silvered in the moonlight, the stars charmingly reflected in the puddles below.
I should warn you, however, that some of the path that we shall follow may be quite strenuous, so I advise leaving all of that heavy armour behind.
Are there any of you Divine Ones who appreciate a good moonlit stroll?