"What's that out there!? Ruffians!? Huzzah!"
Zakain leaps from his tent quite nude, sword in hand.
"Who among you would like some wine!?"
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"I did wonder why it was raining wine." -Posted with Wayfinder
Zakain eyes bulge for a moment before he says, "So the Forest of Hope, eh? I can't wait to get started, it's sure to be an adventure. Hah Hah!" -Posted with Wayfinder
"Not to worry Vera my girl, I relieved myself in the well." Seeing the look of horror upon Vera's face he adds, "Not to worry! Shelyn in her glory saw fig to bless my urine to be as the finest of wines." -Posted with Wayfinder
Not a moment later however, the well behind her begins to turn. Some thirty seconds later it reaches the top to reveal Zakain sitting in the Wells bucket. "Hah hah! All these warnings never to go down the well, but I Zakain have bested it at last! It was a dark and dank place, cramped too, it's warning was well deserved indeed. Huzzah!" -Posted with Wayfinder
"Like any good Zontandmandos, I'll go where ever there is adventure to be found! Hah hah!" -Posted with Wayfinder
"The Zontanmandos line are a colorful sort it's true, as colorful as all of Shelyn's feathers I'd say! But those are stories for another time. Let us look over this map, on that we agree! Hah hah!"
The man who ordered drinks for Mr. Go steps off his stool, and as he does so a veil of mist peels off his form. When it clears, a small gnome in heavy armor is standing where the human man in chain was a moment ago. "The name is Zakain Zontanmandos! Adventurer and Paladin of Shelyn! At your service!" The gnome says, flourishing a bow. "I am glad to see that you are level headed folks, I can't say I enjoy senseless violence, but you healed any damage you did. And I'm sure this lot learned a valuable lesson. Huzzah!" |