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Thanks. I'm trying to look forward. So far so good. I need to see a doc about some meds.

Hey all. Thought I'd let you know that do to the Key West Police Department I not only didn't kill myself.. but I was unable to get to a computer.

The story: Arrived at the beach at 5pm. I drank until 11pm at which time I took thirty Ambien (I waited for the beach to empty..) and was JUST about to swim until I fell asleep when I saw an officer coming down the beach. I decided to walk away.. and sure enough they hit my system and I fell asleep.

The officer eventually came upon me. I was breathing shallow.. unresponsive to sternum rubs and my eyes were apparently rolled back into my head. I had no I.D. as per my masterful plan. So, they went thru my stuff. In my guitar case they found the loaded pistol I had as Plan B incase Plan A didn't work.

They assumed I was merely homeless and drunk. EMTs arrived. Same conclusion. So they took blood and only checked for alcohol which I wasn't that drunk so they released me to the police. They never knew what I took.

I'm merely lucky. But.. ALAS! They gave me a carrying a concealed firearm charge. I spent three months in isolation due to my own designs.

The judge witheld judication so I'm not a felon. I'm now in Roswell, NM staying with ,the girl whom I dated in highschool, her family. (Her mom really...)

Thanks for those that tried to help.

I'm trying to get my life going again.. (the social worker lady I tried talking to in jail did a test and I might be bi-polar but prison health servies don't really try to help..) all in all.. things could be worse. I still have that empty feeling.. but I'm surrounded by positive so I'm moving forward.

I was in Key West for six hours. It's gotta be a record.

Going alright. Leaving for paradise in the morning.

Rawr.

Indiana is like that. I'm also pretty sure they say if you have no insurance or a suspended license.. it doesn't matter it's your fault because you shouldn't have been on the road.

Unless her insurance company says "You're not really at fault.. because they shouldn't have been on the road anyway. So we're not going to pay for their damages."

Bummer. No time, no money, but I hope you young bucks can whip up a wild time.

Gonna try. The best things in life are free.

Hahah.. nice.

You know not all drivers are from the south.

But, I think you're statement didn't need the southerners statement. It's all relationships.

Yeah.

Hey at least you have pretty girls right?

Nascar would be alright if they let their wives or girlfriends be in the passenger seat.

Not only would they freak out (as they always do) but the constant

"honey.. your gonna make a left... left.. left.. LEFT.. TURN!"

Would make it much more interesting.

"Honey.. aren't you going to pit for fuel? No? Tires? No? "

etc..etc..

No.. I'm not from florida. Nut jubs are everywhere. Especially, in us central states.

I'm migrating to the keys.

Niiiice... so trapped in China.

This thread is full of don't put off what you can do today bits of wisdom.

All that money you're saving... heck... fly on over and get on board.

Welcoming Death wrote:

Guess, I'll email you. And since I'm too lazy to email you from the one that isn't open.. haha. Might shoot some of my mysteriousness away

~laughter~ I can keep secrets! ~hides the megaphone behind my back~

~yawns again~ Ok. This time I am off to get some sleep! Take care!

haha take care. thought id see if i could turn this into a pilgrimages. escape the day to day in your world while seeking out the southern most tip we can drive to.

deciding on taking a boat to the virgin islands or something can be discussed later

Speaking of.. is there anyone in the general vicinity of the midwest such as indiana, michigan, illinois, ohio, kentucky, tennessee, alabama, gerogia, south carlolina, florida..

that wouldn't mind getting lost in key west?

Guess, I'll email you. And since I'm too lazy to email you from the one that isn't open.. haha. Might shoot some of my mysteriousness away

I live in Savannah, GA. It is a nice little tourist trap.

Are you severely tied down there? AS in... willing to take a couple days off for an adventure?

Well, one thing is for certain: doing the blah blah with us is better than the big sleep.

Yup. Plus, made one groovy topic.

Sharoth, what part of these United States are you from?

~grins~ Hey now. At least you know that we care. ~chuckles~ I can understand. OTOH, I for one am glad you decided to NOT keep your mouth shut!

Haha, yeah. Whatever.

Edit: That wasn't intended to be as snarky as I think it sounds.

Short legs or not.. she could wrap them around me any day.

A lot of good stuff...

Yeah, I agree. No, I don't mind you using this thread as an example. All it taught me was to keep my mouth shut ;)

By the by.. I'm watching Romeo Must Die.. good movie.. Alliyah was hot.

But, it got me thinking.. how many are there... (and why..) that take a martial artist and match them up with a rapper. usually asian.. but segal had a couple movies.. and yeah.. usually rappers but occasionally some other sort of musical artist.

what is the draw aisan kung fu guy and hardcore gangsta rapper?

Oh, Lucy Liu is on top. Then Drew Barrymore simply because I think in some movies she's cute. It doesn't hold over to RL like Lucy Liu does. Cameron Diaz is never really cute. I can't stand her. I only like her in that movie in one scene and that's where she is dancing in Spiderman underwear. After that she's annoying.

Watching the Charlies Angels movie. Forgot how much fun this movie was.. haha.. Cameron Diaz probably in her best role. Lucy Liu is always enjoyable. Drew Barrymore is sexy in it as well.

Yay eye candy.

Yeah, my ex-sister-in-law her husband is a cop. he talked all the time how irritating it was when people would slow down when he was near by.

I'm thinking.. yeah.. if they didn't... you'd probably give them a ticket.

oy.

Somehow I manage to be happy despite the f##~ed-up-ness all around.

See, that's the other flip side. When we are happy.. it's when we're surrounded by shit. Then we can settle into a happiness level for whatever reason.

Should always report rude officers. They have a code of conduct they are supposed to abide by. Same reason they can't curse at you. They're supposed to be polite. They are civil servants.

Also, getting "caught" driving without insurance usually means a 90 day or so suspension of your drivers license. That's my state. Your mileage may vary.

Hmm.. who knows. Perhaps as humans we just can't be happy. When we are.. we have to create a fu[i][/i]cked up situation in order to.. i don't know.. have something to overcome? I don't think we can just be happy. We start to doubt things.

haha, are you grinning while you go down this mental journey?

Paid in advance, we never got any notification, it was State Farm, apparently they droped us for something on my wifes record that was on there when we first signed up anyway! But we just called another company and got coverage, just woulda saved us a bundle in impound fees($470) if we had known ahead of time. If they sent notification it must have gotten lost in the mail. The whole thing was a pain, the cop ticketed me and impounded our other car because I went and picked her up. Well that will be the last time I give money to the state troopers fund, LOL.

Also.. he probably had the option to take you and your wife to jail. I'm not sure on if they can for no insurance or not. I know there are other driving offenses that the cop can pick and choose if they send you walking versus taking you to jail.

No that stuff referred to something much more expensive.

Welcoming Death wrote:

Edit: All this talk about the NES makes me want to hook mine up.

That sounds good... revisiting the "party ball" less so. Are you away from that stuff?

(not tryin' to be parent or priest, just asking)

Oh yeah, stopped that long time ago. revisited a little last year when the wife left for about a two or three months. but haven't touched anything other than rum in awhile.

Yeah. I have an emulator - but it's just not the same. The ex and I used to rock out Dr. Mario.. hah. Good times.

Edit: All this talk about the NES makes me want to hook mine up.

Sucks about the insurance bit. That's happened to me.

I know I've thrown many controllers back in the day.

Super Mario Brothers story.. about two years a go.. did about half a ball of yay and played Mario on my NES. Effin.. Crazy.

Yeah, great movies. The NES game was hard as hell. As were all NES games really.

Which had got me thinking... remember the outrage at the "FACT" that Mattell withheld hoverboards from us because they were just too cool but the makes of BttF had enough money to go ahead and buy one to use

Or as the title sequence said..

MAD MAX 2

The Road Warrior is coming on.

there is a new knight rider series? very cool

yeah.. small scrape along the length of the passenger side. not as bad as i imagined it.. and my front left rim is pretty messed up. its chipped and stuff.

Thanks.

I think it would be Charlie Sheen, two new love interests, and Valeria Golino.

What is important is who they would pick to be the 'bad guy' then it was Saddam. I guess Bin Laden would be it now.. movies to spoof? Oh.. so many good ones.

"I remember every detail.. the sky was blue.. you wore grey.. i was in chiffon.."

"you're as beautiful as the day you dumped me"

Got my car. They messed up my negative connector on my speaker box. Grr. Oh well.. it's an easy fix.

By the way... Hot Shots: Part Deux is on.

I seriously think it's time for a Hot Shots: Ménage à trois

Encore: Drama channel is 2001: A Space Odyssey

I was watching Hannibal Rising but wasn't getting into it.

Wow, I wonder if I have swine flu.

A nasty fever came on fast.

Want to cough on a rag and mail it to me? Haha... The majority (if not all) deaths from swine flu are attributed to people that had other ailments as well.

Other than that.. you should be good.

At least the police so something about it these days. The way my old man tells it they drove home pissed on a regular basis back in the days of yore.

Yeah, my grandfather was a state trooper. I'd say he was probably one of the 'good' ones. Yet, I hear he was a pretty big dick too. Pulled his wife over for speeding to chew her out.

Saw my dad walking home in winter time on his crutches and loads of books. Let him walk.

Broke his arm using the jaws of life a few times - or so I hear. But, I'm sure he did plenty of other bull to other people as well. If he's that hard on family.. hah

Hey WD, I was chatting with another poster about you and he dropped a name I recognized, and we think we know who you are.

I mean, you wouldn't have come in here like this if you didn't already know well what Paizonians were like. Right?

We're not gonna say. But if we're right we know a little bit more of your story from other earlier threads, and it sheds a little light on the pain that brought you in here the other day.

Anyway, if this helps you out, and you get in that place again, don't hesitate to post. Also, lots of offers to chat if you need it. If you have health benefits I hope you take the advice of the guys who suggest seeing a pro, who might be able to help you deal with this stuff.

Not trying to kill the thread or nothin... we're on a roll. Heck maybe you can pull the mask off on page ten or something.

Hmmm.. Curious. Actually, given your message I could read into some things that might be you hinting to who you think I am.

You're probably right.

Careful.. they'll send the men in blue uniforms after you. :D

Touché.

That's a really good point.

It's a thought. I'll consider it. Have to deal with my charges first.

Oh, on a side note.. the cops that showed up. Actually asked me if it was because of the charges? I mean.. I don't know. I get that anyone wanted to end it all usually doesn't have a good reason. But, getting caught with a slightly over twice the legal limit (stupid speeding down a hill....) is going to make me want to?

Just seemed like the dumbest question ever at the time. Still does really.

Oh, speaking of hot chicks.. I met this Israeli girl around christmas time.. she was drop dead gorgeous. Avi was her name. Good times.

Yeah, but I can't do ESL, as I don't have a degree and I have a class A misdeamenor and then ofcourse whatever the operating while intoxicated gets me.

I've tried. I looked into South Korea and they were a definite no.

Dude.. Superman is a dick.
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