Here goes the tale of the great Wazoo, last of the Toesmasher. Don't ever write it down, or his ghost will come back and haunt you for eternity.
Wazoo was born on the Goblin ship "the Toesmasher". After a rather unpleasant event, where the majority of the Toesmasher's crew took over an enemy vessel, put fire to it, but didn't leave the ship fast enough, only he was left on an empty vessel drifting the Astral Plane. He was picked up by another ship eventually, the "Scavenger", of the infamous Orc Captain Harrak. Wazoo quickly adapted to their crew by entertaining them with his songs of the Toesmasher and its history. He took pride in repeating those songs and thought it as his mission to keep that part of history alive. After all, what Goblin pirate doesn't like Goblin pirate songs?
It went wrong after they captured a female Canvarian for ransom tough. Wazoo got close to the creature, even befriending her and learning her language during the months she stayed on the ship. Tokala had lots of tales as well, and she had a very nice flute that she used when he was singing. She taught him how to play a djembe, an instrument that he in turn used to accompany her flute. Their mutual performance stunned the crew, and when her ransom was paid Wazoo felt sorry she had to go. But a few months later, he made a discovery that made his blood boil. On the next ship they plundered, was not only a big treasure, but also a large collection of books. And worse, one of the books had a picture of him. After having questioned a prisoner, it appeared to be not only a picture, but an entire book about him. Tokala had written down his tales in a book! He was furious, and couldn't believe someone could do something as cursing someone so terrible with putting his entire history in words. He made a vow of making Tokala pay for it and to destroy every copy of "The Great Wazoo, last of the Toesmasher".
He left the crew of captain Harrak when the ship passed through Canvar, dedicating himself entirely to the hunt at the words that were stolen from his head. Whenever he came across a copy of his book - and there were many since the book was a hit across the multiverse - he would do anything to destroy it. Sometimes the owner would let him, happy as only a fan could be that they met. At other times he had to use stealth and guile, sometimes even force. Wazoo had heard a wizard kept a copy of the book close and was determined to find out. While the wizard was away, he took his chance to check his belongings. Unfortunately for him, the wizard returned quite soon and wasn't pleased at all of the presence of a Goblin snuffing in his belongings. A huge Fireball came his way, and Wazoo the Great died like his crew mates of the Toesmasher. His last words were: "Pretty, Fire!"
