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(Told as an overly-elaborate puppet show, complete with ear-splitting musical accompaniment)

Kezug had popped us onto a big floaty rock in Gorum's heaven that was covered with these really tiny orcs. Lots and lots and lots of them!! We killed a bunch and ate them, as usual. They were a little chewy but pretty tasty! I wanted to stay but the others wanted to go on this big flying boat that found us. They dragged me away onto the Cloud Diver and Captain Grand Harf and the rest of his barghest crew took us to the next big rock over so that Kezug could talk to some guy about getting us home. We found a guy who was making soup and he said Kezug should talk to Mufala, a purple-ape guy. I wanted to stay and eat soup but everybody dragged me off again. :(

We found Mufala and Kezug talked magic stuff with him. Kezug convinced him to help us get back home to get everybody else (The spouses and moms were left behind in a cart). He opened a magic gate back to the Storval Stairs. We all ran through and killed what was left of the brute squad. We got the cart and came back through the gate.

We were sitting around wondering what to do now when our grampa Skrigbrug came around the corner. After much rejoicing and food, Grampa and Shakkk took our moms and left on a quest to get them fixed and awake again.

The rest of us realized that we had finally gotten where were going and tried to figure out what we're gonna do now. I'm gonna wait for Shriggy to wake up and then figure out how to get back to the tiny orc berg. I think we should set up a caramel-barbeque orc-on-a-stick dinner theatre.

Dox (sorcerer 8) [also played Bigbid]
Girzig (bard 5, ranger 1, pyrokineticist 4) [Runeslave]
Kezug (psion 4, spellmaster 1, cerebremancer 3)
Shakkk (rogue 7, fighter 1) [also played Nifrat]
Zugzugg (ranger 2)

***Please note that this was our final session. The campaign goal for the broles to get to heaven, all of them at the same time, in the same heaven, and as of this session we accomplished this. We could keep going but due to busy real life schedules and the fact that we've been doing this for almost two years, we all agreed that it was time to let the broles go. We've had a blast! Thank you all for your interest and support!***

More goblin story-yodelling.

"Rotfen and the little goblins went off on their own, Dox fell into trance and Zuggzg woke back up again. The rest of us an Zuggzug kept going downstairs until we found the big pit where we got our brands. We found the brander guy, Lokansir. We fought him a bunch but then I fell into trance. When I woke up Lokansir was dead. Every time me or Shakkk fall asleep we kill stuff so much better!

We kept exploring."

Girzig (bard 5, ranger 1, pyrokineticist 3) [Runeslave]
Kezug (psion 4, spellmaster 1, cerebremancer 3)
Shakkk (rogue 7, fighter 1)
Zugzugg (ranger 1)

*Please note that this was an initial experiment in online gaming. It was a much shorter session due to technical difficulties and kinks-ironing.

As told to her spouses at a later date. (Imagine it being recited in a high-pitched yodel, accompanied by occasional toots on a ram's horn shofar.)

"So we were resting after killing the big scary Mockmurion guy, when we heard a big commotion. Turned out it was Nifrat, bringing Rotfen in to find us. Last time any of us talked to Rotfen was way back before the fire cleansing of the Goblinsquash stables. We were so happy to see him!

We all went down further into the caves, but some of us got shrunk. Kezug did something and we were all ok again. We went into a room where there was this big stone guy who ignored us until Bigbid came in then it tried to attack him. It stopped when he left again. After that we were attacked by a bunch of dead guys being led by a dead guy with no head who could still talk. But we clobbered them! We tipped over the big cauldron I had climbed out of after I died, but we couldn't destroy it. In the next room we found the big fiery scary thing that Zuggzug had told us about. It looked like a big walking oven. We fought it but I couldn't hurt it with all my mind-fire stuff and it ate my armour. The others managed to kill it and we each took some of it's teeth.

We went exploring some more and Shakkkk found a place to put the key that Mockmurion guy had. Inside there was this shiny machine guy and a great big hole in the middle of a giant room. The shiny machine guy talked to Kezug in some weird language. I got bored and threw a bolt of fire at a chair in the room behind them. The Shiny machine guy stopped talking and closed the door. Kezug was grouchier than normal after that.

We found a door covered in one big piece of stone. Me and Rotfen tried to break through but we weren't strong enough. Then we thought that we could put the hardmetal teeth from the oven monster on the end of Rotfen's portable ram and chew our way through. It took a long time but in the end we came into somebody's bedroom, maybe that Mockmurion guy, but no was there. We found a bunch of stuff and a whole pile of evil soul-stealing notes. Kezug was excited but I was able to save his soul from a bunch of them with my flamey hand. He got even grumpier then. Next door we found a big round room with no corners that had some really really really scary looking dogs in it. We decided to leave them alone and keep looking around."

Dox (sorcerer 8)
Girzig (bard 5/ ranger 1/ pyrokineticist 4) [Runeslave]
Kezug (psion 4/ spellmaster 1/ cerebramancer 3)
Rotfen (cleric of Gorum 3)
Shakkk (rogue 7/ fighter 1)