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"SEE! SEE! The commie traitor has killed another of our glorious team." WHOOPS points the flame thrower at SAM "I wont let you take anymore lives SAM!" WHOOPS pulls the trigger.
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WHOOPS merrily licks the crumbled pill dumped into his hand. "Yup, yup got to keep things chipper hahahaha!" as he picks up the flame thrower he looks around wildly at the globes flying through the air. "A little caution with the equipment pals. we wouldn't want to break any of the computers prototype gear before we get to use it on some commies." WHOOPS carelessly scratches his chest while his eyes nervously follow the globes.
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"excellent a new flame thrower ohhhh how nice. Commie crispys fun fun fun! WHOOPS hops up and down claping his hands.

Sorry i haven't been around finally got a new modem so I am back I apologize to everyone and am sorry to here we lost Tataz.
WHOOPS who has been skipping around in a circle mumbling songs to himself suddenly comes to a dead stop.
"Hey Citizen glorious day is it not? Welcome to the Team. I am WHOOPS-R-UOK the equipment guy for the team." WHOOPS says in a rapid way reaches out and shakes MO's hand vigorously.

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sorry gang just a quick post on the fly. my router blew up hopefully it will be replaced within the next day or two I will post if I get the oportunity
WHOOPS spins around in a circle scratching both his sides "Zowwey zow zow!!" WHOOPS bounces up and down "THATS THE STUFF I TELL YA!! YUP YUP! THE COMPUTER IS MY BESTEST FRIEND!!" WHOOPS skipps down to R&D once there he skips in frount of R&D, saying "open,open,open,open,open!" Then happily skipps into R&D singing nonsensically to himself about the glory of the computers, and little black pills.

Whoops wiggles his nose trying frantically to dislodge the pill from his nose."no no no no no!" he stops suddenly putting his finger at the top of the nostril where the pill is and starts pushing down attempting to dislodge the pill. He smiles awkwardly at the progress he is making. His eyebrows furrow together, and he almost uncontrollably begins to use the back of his knuckle to start itching his nose. He winces as the pill is obviously ground up in his nose. His eyes water, and he sneezes twice. WHOOPS looks up smiling laconically. " Well that's a new sensation."

WHOOPS jumps back aghast pointing accusingly at SAM once he has removed and put away his barrel. "Refusing to comply with a legitimate request from your Equipment Guy. So your treasonous ways show no bounds eh SAM? Somebody blast this Commie Traitor!!" WHOOPS looks to his fellow troubleshooters "Don't you see what is happening? SAM here is a COMMIE TRAITOR!! He despises The Computer, and its authority. He just killed the Computers Loyalty Officer, TATAZ our Heroic HO saw what was going on she tried to save WHATT. She smacked SAM with her can. What did She get from our team leader? Blasted That's What! I mean he obviously is trying to sink this mission before it even begins. SAM is a Commie Traitor!" WHOOPS is hopping up and down looking for Support from his fellows. he runs over to CHUCKLES " I Mean a real team leader would have had us at R&D when first requested, but instead he's ordering me to toss cans of B3 in the air so he has an excuse to blast people, and say it was an accident. He doesn't want us to get to R&D, and get all those glorious things The Computer has provided us to go kill his COMMIE TRAITOR COMRADES!!! Do you guys even know what happened to your first Equipment Guy? I bet SAM does HE HAD HIS BADGE!" WHOOPS jumps up and down pointing at the badge pinned to his chest that SAM gave him. "The only chance we have for mission success is to take out SAM-R-SPD1 because he has been compromised by Commie propaganda. We can only hope that his brother clone SAM-R-SPD2 is untainted by such treachery. SOMEONE CYCLE THIS COMMIE SCUM!!"

" Dear citizen obviously your eyesight must be impaired, Because it was TATAZ that hit you with that can. I lobbed mine as Gracefully as well wishes from The Computer flow through the data stream. As the teams Equipment Guy I am going to have to ask you to surrender all barrels for your weapon until your eyesight has been thoroughly checked out by a qualified citizen. Pursuant to Equipment Guy duties and obligations field manual Chapter 4-b3, subsection 214430, addendum X4, subclause2. Yup, Yup!" WHOOPS skipps back to the team leader holding out his hand.

for some reason the in game thread is not moving past the last post on page 7 for me I see that there have been more recent posts by the messageboards updater but when i click on it. it takes me to the bottom of page seven post 350 and that is it. anyone else having this problem?

Whoops points at Whatt "You seem a little upset friend citizen perhaps you could use a little Happy Happy." pointing at chuckles pills. At the sound of The Computer. Whoops starts scratching his left arm, and starts skipping at a rapid pace to R&D. "Last one there is a expired embryo.BwaaHaaaHaaa."

"OOhhhh! Happy, Happy!" Whoops swallows the pill and grabs the can of B3 chugging it in one long gulp then tossing it into the air.

A red citizen comes skipping up to the group looking at all the B3 rolling around.
"Hello fellow citizens! I am looking for team leader SAM-R-SPD. The Computer in all its glorious benevolence has sent me as a replacement Equipment Guy.My name is WHOOPS-R-UOK, and boy am I happy to be assigned to such a swell looking group of troubleshooters. Yup, yup!Whoops beams a big smile at everyone
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Hello sir, reporting for duty. Sorry it took me so long to get rid of that other fellow er..... I mean those dirty commies really threw a wrench in the works, but never fear WHOOPS-R-UOK1 reporting for duty sir. A few things first though.