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SPLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!


BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!


HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLL!


HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFF!


SPLLOOORRRRRRRTCH!


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SPLOOORTCH!!!


That's a nice carpet you've got there. Be a shame if something happe…

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The porcelain glows white on the throne tonight
Not a pee stain to be seen
A kingdom of excess spewage
And my face is pretty green

My stomach’s howling, it’s a swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
Let it hurl forth, let it heave free
Get good distance, a low arc is the key
Expel that bile, so all will know
Yeah, now they know

Let it flow, let it flow
Won't hold back on my bile
Let it flow, let it flow
Wow, that smell is pretty vile
I don't care what they're going to say
Let my belly heave on
Retching never bothered me anyway

HUUUUUURRRRRLLLLL!
BLAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!
SPLOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!!!


Whoa! Over one year since I last graced these boards!!

BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!


HUUUUUUUUUUUZZAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


HAAAAAAARRRRRRPH!


Id Vicious wrote:
Where's Vomit Guy when you need him?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEN!


YAAAAAARRRGH!
HOOOOOOOORRRRRRFF!
BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
CHUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRPH!



BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRG!
HAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!
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BLAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!


HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLL!
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRK!!!


Be at peace, my beloved disciples. And don't forget to....

BLAAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HOOOOOOORRRRRRPH!
CHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRLLLL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!


OOOOOORRRRRRRRPH!
HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!!
BLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRG!!!


Indeed.....

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OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPH!
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HOOOOOOORRRRRRCH!!!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!


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Ooooohhhhh....too much.....

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HOOOOOOAAAARRRRKKKK!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!

MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPH!!!

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CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!

Make sure you eat too much candy!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK!!!


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAVE!!!

WREEEEEEEEEETCH!!!

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BLAAAAAAARPH!!


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Bill Lumberg wrote:
Andrew R wrote:
Bill Lumberg wrote:

Once were are without benefit of elctricity and modern tehnology, the Amish will swoop down on us like the Mongol Hordes. Try to sleep with that knowledge.

Extinction roll
1d100

Okay, not this year, but soon.

even the amish will suffer, even if to a lesser degree. They buy supplies from the high tech world too and will likely become a target of violence.

I offer complete, unfettered nonsense and you reply with a measured, thoughtful response?

You make me sick.

I was sick once.....

HAAAAAAAAARRRRRPH!!!


SPLLOOOOOOORRRRRRTCH!


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......or this one.

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HUUUUUUUURRRRRRLL!

YAAAAAAK!

MUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPH!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUPH!


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Oops.

Hey, that might work...

OOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!


I really need to get out more....

HUUUUUUUURRRRRLLLLLL


SPLOORTCH!!!


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I was so proud!

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HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

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Today, I'm feeling a bit more stylish....

YOOOOORRRRRPPPPHHH!!


Did someone call upon the power of the Porcelain Throne?

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I HAVE AWOKEN!!!

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UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!


Limeylongears wrote:
Competitive vomiting is still a popular sport in those parts, though.

You called?

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HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!


There is just some b$%$~*&@ that can't be unseen....

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HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

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SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

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I feel more needed than ever.....

BLAAAAARRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUUURRRRLLLL!!
CHUUUUUUFFF!
GLUUUUUUUURRRRRG!!!


WTF? Where did the month go?

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