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AC 28 touch 17, flat-footed 21 (+5 +1 deathless mithral shirt +6 Dex, +1 dodge, +6 natural, +1 deflection)
DR 10/magic and silver
Energy Resistance positive 10, cold 10, electricity 10
Other Channel resistance +4, fast healing 5, undead immunities
HP 89(toughness)
Fort +4, Ref +15, Will +8
Initiative +10

Speed 30 ft.
Melee
- +1 keen rapier +12 (1d6+4)[Piercing] 15-20/x2
- Dagger +11 (1d4+3)[Piercing/Slashing] 19-20/x2
- Slam +11 (1d6+3, 2 neg.levels)[Bludgeoning] x2
Ranged
- Dagger +11 (1d4+3)[Piercing, 10 ft.] 19-20/x2
Special Attacks blood drain (1d4 Con damage), children of the night, create spawn, dominate(standard action, Will DC 20), energy drain

Str 16, Dex 20(22), Con 10, Int 16, Wis 12, Cha 20(24)
Base Atk +5; CMB +11; CMD 24
Favored Class Bonus +7 spells known(3 lv.0, 3 lv.1, 1 lv.2)
Feats
- Weapon Finesse
- Lingering Performance
- Spellsong (mask spellcasting through bardic perf. or keep concentration to bardic perf.)
- Spell Focus(Enchantment)
- Agile Maneuvers (Dex to CMB)
- Alertness
- Combat Reflexes
- Dodge
- Improved Initiative
- Lightning Reflexes
- Toughness
- Arcane Strike
- Combat Casting
- Disruptive
Skill points per level: 10 (+2)
Skills(ranks)
- Acrobatics +16 (7 ranks, +6 Dex, +3 class)
- Bluff +28 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +8 racial, +3 competence)
- Diplomacy +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
- Disguise +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
- Intimidate +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
- Perception +21 (7 ranks, +1 Wis, +3 class, +2 feat, +8 racial)
- Perform (act) +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
- Sense Motive +11 (+1 Wis, +2 feat, +8 racial)
- Spellcraft +14 (7 ranks, +3 Int, +3 class)
- Stealth +24 (7 ranks, +6 Dex, +3 class, +8 racial)
- Use Magic Device +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
Background Skills(ranks)
- Profession(tax agent) +11(7 rank, +1 Wis, +3 class)
- Perform(keyboard) +20 (7 ranks, +7 Cha, +3 class, +3 competence)
Languages Common, Varisian, Elven, Necril, Draconic
SQ Bardic Performance 21 rounds/day (distraction, fascinate, inspire courage +2, inspire competence +3, rallying cry (Intimidate as ally save against fear), bladethirst (weapon gets +1 equivalent bonus)), swarm form, change shape, shadowless, spider climb, dominate
Magic Items +1 keen rapier, +1 deathless mithral shirt, mnemonic vestment, belt of incredible dexterity +2, headband of alluring charisma +4, circlet of persuasion, sleeves of many garments
Wands cure light wounds 49/50
Scrolls compel hostility, comprehend languages, forced quiet, memory lapse, lock gaze, undetectable alignment, pilfering hand, arcane concordance, haste, charm monster
Encumbrance less than 76/76-153-230 lbs. (light load, please don't make me count it all)
Money 125 gp

Level 0:
- Dancing lights
- Detect magic
- Ghost sound
- Mage hand
- Mending
- Message
- Prestidigitation
- Read magic
- Resistance
Level 1:
- Charm person
- Dancing darkness
- Expeditious retreat
- Glue seal
- Grease
- Saving finale
- Silent image
- Vanish
Level 2:
- Allegro
- Calm emotions
- Heroism
- Invisibility
- Silence
Level 3:
- Confusion
- Fear

Spells per day infinite/6/5/3
Spell DC 17 + level + 1 if Enchantment

William Jenkins was seventeen when he started his transformation in a soulless bloodsucking creature, enrolling in a course in Financial Law. When he was twenty-five, he was one of the most feared tributary agents in Korvosa, until he made the fatal error of trying to collect revenue from a neighboring vampire lord who was two hundred years behind with his payment. Strong in his knowledge of law as he was, he was no match for the lord, who turned him into a vampire and forced him into his servitude for sixty years. Then, a group of wandering adventurers slew the master and unwittingly freed him. He wanted to return to his old job, but he realized that even among financial lawyers, who would accept most monstrosities provided they had their paperwork in order, he would have been seen as an unpleasantness to say the least. Finding in the Evil Overlord Monthly an announcement that looked tailored to him was a godsend, and he applied enthusiastically after finding himself a new, more striking name.

Vladimir is your theatrical, overblown and hammy vampire, as you can see in old-timey flicks and the Discworld novels. He speaks in a (fake) heavy Ustalavian (Slavic) accent, he wears a black and red opera cape, he monologues in front of windows showing a full moon and he summons swarms of vampire just to add to the effect. This is because he found out that adventurers are easily distracted by what they expect to see. He does not currently have short- or medium-term goals, seeing as he "works" in the dungeon, but in the future he would like to get his own fief, perhaps somewhere in Geb.