Venture-Gossip -- M.E. Edition's page

We're having Fun in the Sun on the Island of Reclaimed Souls. We were sort of nervous about what our reception would be here, since at first the dockworkers looked at us like we were totally suss, but then they turned out to be the sweetest people, and even helped us unload our bags.

So... Here's some of the latest gossip. We met with the most stylish assassin Giovana and she has a crush on someone we all know, but I won't reveal whom for all the gold in Thuvia! (Oh, who are we kidding?! Of course I'll tell you, Besties! It's everyone's brooding boyfriend with the dreamiest eyes and a burning desire to stake evil and lock it in a basement, Eando Kline. And was that a blush on his cheeks?)

Meanwhile, there's tons of drama about our own lovely librarian, Zarta! These fake Mantis have put out some kind of a hit on her (but aren't hitting on her, because then they would be JERKS) and that's one of the reasons we have to go AFTER them.

And even worse... The Mantis Dispatch has kidnapped a child and gone after one of our Pathfinders. I don't know if you remember when we got that coded message back at the Grand Lodge, claiming to have captured our Venture-Gossip? Well, they did not capture me, but they may have captured another of my writer siblings, and that must be put to an end.

No kidnapping children, that's not cool. Only the lowest of low lifes do that.

And no kidnapping Venture-Gossips! The Gossip must FLOW!

Hugs and Kisses,

Venture-Gossip

We're so excited! Our network of well-informed (and utterly stylish) correspondents is growing, and yours truly is here to chat with you and share the most delicious gossip. And let me tell you friends, that anyone who is ANYONE is here floating on the warm waters surrounding Mediogalti!

Meanwhile, Viore Ciobanu sporting a completely new look. Gone is the painter's smock and all the artsy colors! Instead, Ciobanu is now draped in relentless black, as if readying himself for a heist. Very lean and dramatic!

We've also spotted a number of dashing Pathfinders on deck: two handsome swashbucklers, a very-cleanly shaven wizard, a dwarf with a gift for coiling rope, an awesome medic with windblown hair and the extremely handsome publisher of this newspaper.

Hugs and kisses,