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- "A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car."
He was carrying a Shield, Sword, and a Staff? Must have been pretty awkward...
- "She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car."
A pirate? Really? Guy's wearing chainmaile and a helmet and he looks like a pirate? >.>
I tell you, folks these days have no appreciation for such things... [/sarcasm]