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*Sigh*


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I feel ya, man. It took maybe 6 months for my group in Shards of the Titanswar to make 2nd level...


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There's this one I'm in...over 100 posts a day for the first three...and still going strong.

;)


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I'm still hopeful...


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...missing Varitus...


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Varitus starts to tell a bad joke, but then thinks better of it...


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It is what it is. I can be patient...this is too interesting not to.


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Varitus grins broadly as he comes to the end of the verse, heading over to retrieve his dagger...he holds the final note for just a bit longer, ready for the next verse, just in case.


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Lol...yep.


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I hope everyone is remembering their bonuses from my song. ;)


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Varitus works his way to the front of the crowd, still singing...then throws his dagger at the nearest enemy.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


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As already stated...Varitus breaks into song on his turn, dagger drawn...happy to be among the crowd for now...


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Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Varitus launches into a stirring rendition of 'The Cut That Kills', a song about mercy killing...granting +1 to attack and damage...and draws a dagger suggestively.


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Why...I think they are...people...

Varitus reaches out a long arm, stepping even closer, attempting to brush the wrist of the rather ethereal being...


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Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Odd looking contraption...I thought he said it was...medical.

Varitus also keeps a close eye on things...not being the most trusting sort.


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Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Varitus claps his spidery hands together...Well...look at that! I wonder who they are.


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Interesting...but they could use lessons in making the spectacle last...I could use that stuff...

Varitus finds himself considering fireworks for his next show...


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Mal grins wickedly at Rav...No doubt you did see some...bizarre...things...as a child. I haven't gotten to...know...many goblins...well...in the last century...but those that were acquaintances...were all...somewhat eccentric - from a human viewpoint.

...likely not so unusual to other goblins...

My upbringing...was...VERY different...from anyone else I've ever met. Having vampire parents rather puts a damper on daytime activities...and...if you've never gone out at night to watch your mother feed...well...

Varitus chuckles softly.


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Varitus chuckles low...Natural...is a word that would be most unlikely to describe...anything...about me...but no...I didn't HAVE to plactice it...

...but I did.

Varitus tilts his head and observes Joza for a moment...

For me...performance is life...and...life is performance...


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Varitus finds himself searching his memories for that...first time...but with his childhood in flux from the beginning, he has no common experience.

Really? Sounds...delicious!

Varitus grants Joza one of his patented wicked grins.


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Varitus squeezes his rail-thin frame to the front and watches closely.


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Hmmm...this could be an interesting place to perform...needs a stage...

Even though Varitus is the definition of jaded, he actually seems impressed as he takes it all in...


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Oddly...Varitus is just happy that the goblin understands 'toilet paper'...


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Yes, we will...


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I got it...considering...

So...get well, DM...and careful with the shochu... ;)


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Varitus is one of the most interesting characters I've ever run...in over 35 years of role-playing.

We could always get a cleric-on-a-stick. Varitus can use it.


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Maybe...it's time to learn...a little something...about alchemy...

Varitus gets up to wander toward the door.


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Meteor Strike?

Not on my spell list. *grin*


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Ah...yes. It is cold. I think furs might become...even more popular...

Varitus grins broadly...licks his lips...spears a piece of meat with a fork...nibbles at it...and leers at the boy in amusement.


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Sorry to hear about the troubles.

If we're going to investigate the box, I think we need to find the gentleman you roughed up, Rav... ;)


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I think we're all headed that way now. :)


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Joza had more, I think. We can probably manage more than one at a time...


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We have folks returning from 40 years ago...


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Varitus spent at least part of his evening performing...and pursuing somebody's daughter.

Performance (sing): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

...toned down a little ...

...but is ready to go once the storm abates.


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Hmmm...maybe I could be of some help tracking this guy down...most of my fans are philanderers...or philandered...sometimes both...

Mal looks thoughtful.


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If we can combine hunting with anything, that would be coool. ;)


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lol...it's just the charger.


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Bad news...phone's not recharging...I'll try to fix it...


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Mal will head toward the inn, looking to pick up some cheaper cold-weather gear along the way.

Damn...wind is getting crazy. I have to wonder...is that normal?

...just musing to himself as he pushes through the wind.


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Mal looks over at Zirul...Yes, that's about the size of it. The more exotic...the better.


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No...not trying to get under a woman's skirts...did you think that could possibly be a problem?

Varitus rolls his eyes.

I'm talking a business venture...gold for you...fame and fortune for me...but this is hardly make it or break it.

I just figured you might like in on some gold to be made...but...let's discuss this somewhere...warmer.


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Exotic furs...as to the exact details...Varitus shrugs dramatically...

There is a profit to be made.

Varitus grins again.


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...oh...and...Rav tends to be understated...about me, especially...so...Varitus looks back at the boy and licks his lips...grinning wider.


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Hey, Rav...I see you...have a squire...

Varitus smiles wickedly at the boy before looking back at Rav...Feel like a hunting trip?


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Varitus grins broadly...Oh...I'll do better than that. You'll see...

For the moment, he will go get something warm and affordable...then he's looking for Jack...and Rav.


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What, then, dear lady...is exotic enough...to suit...me? Among my friends I number a certain gunslinger with the reflexes of a serpent...and a goblin related to wolverines...


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Fashion, my boy. It takes twice the work for a peasant to stand out. How many followers do you figure I'd inspire if I looked like the...average yokel?

Varitus pauses for a moment to let the point set in...

...compared to...Varitus speaks words of power and passes his hand before his face, assuming a Fey Aspect...this?


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Varitus has a sudden inspiration...Do you make these here? How exotic a fur could be worked with?


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Yes, yes you do have a business to run...and I have followers...how much for...Varitus picks out the most...interesting...coat she has available...I'll have more followers soon...

...delicious skin art...by the way...

Varitus' gaze lingers on her arm...and his tongue moistens his lips.


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Varitus tries a few on...his tastes run a bit extreme...looking for something a bit crazy...and just getting a feel for how much it'll run him...then...

I like your wares...I could make this shop...popular...

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