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A practically-dressed ysoki enters the room, a look of relaxed joy plastered across his small face. "Hrmph mnnph ish-" he begins before realizing his mouth is still full. He deftly pulls several grenades out, checking each for their pin. Satisfied, he continues. "Hello all, you can call me Alimony. You might have heard my name through my success as a Starfinder agent, thief, assassin, mercenary, engineer, or most notably by my critically acclaimed motivational speaking courses. They are, of course, available wherever quality programming can be purchased."
"Anyway, having just completed two important missions for the Society, I felt the urge to grace everyone here with my presence in our free time. And as long as I'm here, I could also use a drink. You have no idea what swill they serve outside of the Pact worlds." Alimony crawls up a stool with surprising grace even for one of his kin, then plops down as if planning on staying for a while.