Why the hell should monks use weapons, anyway? Monks should punch and kick stuff."Here we see the rare and dangerous Black Pudding, a monster that delivers acid damage to anything it touches. Let us now watch the monk try and fight it."
"Oooh, too bad. Let us now watch the monk try and find a cleric to regenerate his acid-dissolved hands."
Good point, douchebag.
But I never use oozes, they're a cheap enemy.