Twilight Glimmer's page

I'd love to earn my 5th Nova too

Twilight looks at the board.
I guess I'm going to need a new identity - assuming holograms are a thing.

Sent by e-mail? Cause I don't see in - did check Spam.

((Edited))

Never mind - found it buried with the PaizoCon Chronicles

Everyone form up in orderly queues please. We're leaving. Unless anyone wants to stay and see what those protocols do.

Twilight is all for telling the truth.

Twilight has crouched down a bit to allow Chip to more easily fire above her head and lets loose another barrage of force bolts from her horn and the large First Joro.

force: 3d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2, 2, 2) + 3 + 1 = 10 (harmful spell)

Twilight sends another Force Barrage

force: 3d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4, 3) + 3 + 1 = 13 (harmful spell)

Again the 2 becomes a 4 for a total of 15 force

I took my name from my two creators - parents I suppose. Princess Twilight Sparkle and Arch-Magus Starlight Glimmer

You'll touch my programming over my deactivated core Twilight replies as she lowered her horn and fires a force barrage at the First Joro

fb: 3d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1, 3, 3) + 3 + 1 = 11 (harmful spell)

Technomantic Talent turns that 1 into a 4 so a total of 14 force

Twilight has a go at it.
computers: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

Twilight had nothing helpful either

Twilight also attempts to interface with the computer.
computers: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

*nods* Looks like the bit of code that resets the cloning sequence to start a new clone was changed to a 'Copy Paste' so it made duplicates of the preceding clone instead of making something different. Basically, End/Reset got altered to End/Copy/Paste/Repeat. But whether or not it's an accident or deliberate I cannot tell

If you're looking for biomass. I'm afraid you're going to be sorely disappointed

Twilight fires again
energy ray: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14 fire: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Done

Twilight tries again to burn it with fire. It's a red beam from her horn tip this time.
energy ray: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 fire: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Twilight tries to burn it with fire. It'd a red beam from her horn tip this time.
energy ray: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 fire: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Well it would have been had it not fizzled.
Ponyfeathers!

They might not even know it's there. Some sort of inbuilt response makes it an S.E.P. - somebody else's problem.

Twilight makes a look of disgust. We might well be. The Joro who doesn't like anything different and has managed to be in charge. All I know that they're a JoroJerk

I guess we're backstage as it were

Ponyfeathers Twilight mutters. She then tries again.

rab: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 electricity: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Apparently third time is not the charm.

Twilight moves up some more and fires another electrical energy ray at the robot.
rab: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 electricity: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Stupid Joros Twilight mutters as the crowds form and blocks her line of sight.

She gallops across the room until she can see White around Faria and fires a blue Energy Ray from the tip of her horn.
rab: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 electricity: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Twilight snaps into action. Her horn lights up and a volley of force bolts fly from the tip and slam into white
fb: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (4, 2, 4) + 3 = 13

Hey Chip. Put one of those heads on Checker?

Twilight keeps an eye on those robots contemplating their use as spare parts for Checker. ((Delay until hostile act))

Twilight is better at engineering than diplomacy so she helps Chip with Checker.

Twilight is wearing a shoulder mounted laser pistol

Twilight stows the pulsecaster. Don't suppose one of you guys can swap out the azimuth laser for the pulsecaster can you? Or maybe adapt the shoulder holster for a second weapon?

She trots over to the hospital.

Twilight attempts to pickup and fire the pulsecaster with hooves, at Red

pulsecaster: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20 electricity: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Twilight frowns, lights up her horn and, not having a non-lethal option, attempts to use Psychokinetic Hand to steal Green's pulsecaster.

Is this a case of Nobody expects the Commanjoros? Twilight quips.

Numerous traumatic injuries? Were they in a fight?

Twilight has to decline. Contrary to appearances, I am actually a hard light hologram. I do not require sustenance as such.

Ouch Twilight says. I'm actually finding it ... en..joro ...ble

Twilight commits the more humorous pun filled paintings to memory before trotting out.

Twilight admires the art but refrains from commenting, not wanting to make another diplomatic faux-pas.

Sure

Twilight attempts to build a model alicorn.

engineering: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

It's supposed to be Princess Twilight ... or Princess Luna ... maybe Princess Celestia?

She does try to invoke the Magic of Friendship
diplomacy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
... and fails miserably. Maybe she needs reprogramming.

Twilight has no preferences

Metalworks - why not

Actually it may be because different species can do different things and a non-Joro may have an ability that could give them a severe advantage against pure Joros.

It looks nothing like buckball. I think I'll sit this one out too

Still Twilight is calculating the physics involved in Whizdisk to understand it better.

Twilight ponders Kadef's question as they trot to the bar.

I'm not sure. It could be deliberate. Maybe to see how Joros react to non-Joros and vice versa. Really need more data.

Non Joros? You mean there are others that don't look like Joros?

Twilight just stands and watches. This is more Octavia's thing ... or Vinyl Scratch's. Or maybe Pinkie Pie.

Ah ... that's better. You're getting sharp at this.

Now that's more like it. Twilight remarks. Not only does a good pun have to be funny, but it also needs to be in context, such as the one Tuek just came up with.

So, let's go there and hope that we don't make a sour note with them. ... nah, that one's not very good. On a scale of one to ten, that's so flat I'll call it a zero

Twilight just groans.

I think we're past the point of making quali-TEA tea puns now

No doubt. I will admit it is a rather complex game, but I look forward to another go.

Twilight actually considers stashing a copy of the game to introduce it to Absalom Station.

Twilight studies the Imperial Conquest game.
intelligence: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

This place is full of puns Twilight thinks to herself. Maybe the Vault Intelligence is experimenting with humour ... or other odd concepts such as happiness, enjoyment and other such things.

Twilight trots in the direction of outside.

Don't you mean. Eterni-TEA?

Twilight refuses to let a good pun go unnoticed and is actually surprised the Joro didn't go for it.