Tweedledumbass's page

Indeed.

*sits on Alice*

Thank you very much, guys. Much appreciated.

And I still smell like cat piss. I think I'll order sushi today and go out with the family tomorrow. Party is this friday at 21:00, in case anyone happens to be walking around the southern edge of the planet by chance. FaWtLers are all invited.

Is it true that clocks run counterclockwise in the Southern hemisphere?

I literally died when I read this thread title.

Some aliases just don't get used that often.

I keep a gnome in my pocket!

*reaches into his pocket and fishes out the smashed remains of a gnome*

I call him "Stinky".

*bites a rock*

My avatar is genderless, does that mean I'm sexually ambiguous or just in dire need of a good skull f##*ing?

And how!

Yup.

Gary Teter wrote:

BTW, we're through the looking glass here people!

I'm late, I'm late

no time to say hello, goodbye
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late

Bunny!!!

*fatally squeezes the rabbit*

*eats some nanites*

I look pretty.

It's dark in here and tastes like digestion.

Tweedledumbass wrote:

The Caterpillar wrote:

Tweedledumbass wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.

I like contest.

*eats the caterpillar*

What do I win?

*sprays silk around tweedle dumbass, making him look like a giant ravenous cotton-candy*

Mmmmmm, you look delicious... and I got the serious munchies. Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

*Eats Tweedledumbass*

Wait, who just ate who?

I'm confused.

Tweedledumbass wrote:

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, that Lobster looked pretty rank. You should, like, join an eating contest or something. Huhuhuhuhu.

I like contest.

*eats the caterpillar*

What do I win?

Godfather of Crime! wrote:

Wheres the beef?

Here's the surf, so where's the turf?

*eats the lobster*

*eats some dirt*

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:

Hello? Why is it dark in here? Where's the door?

stop smoking yourself.

He's in my belly.

<twirls 'stasche> Hey HEY! I want in on this operation nookie. I got some serious munchies after takin' a couple hits off me 'stasche. Wanna taste? If you're nice, I'll gladly give ya a pearl necklace. Hoo-Hah!

I'll have a taste.

*eats Marijuakurion*

That just made me hungrier.

I'm going to try to cause a moobquake.

White Deceptiqueen wrote:

The Hatter wrote:

That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???

{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?

And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}

No, the MARCH HARE. *Spreads clotted cream and strawberries on the White Deceptiqueen's hand and puts it between two scones.*

Sandwich!

*eats the White Deceptiqueen's hand*

The Hatter wrote:

That's a pesky rabbit, Mousey, not our noble hare. Oh whare oh whare is that darn hare???

{rouses from low-Energon-induced slumber} What is this "hare" unit? Why is it so critical to this fleshling liquid-inspired gathering?

And is this "hare" unit designed Godot by any chance? {nibbles on a teacup}

Were we supposed to eat the teacups?

*chews and swallows a porcelain teacup*

That tastes like stab.

* Helps the Hatter trundle the slumbering Dormouse to a place with a clean cup *

Excuse me, but when is the rabbit arriving?

Pretty lady!

CLEAN CUP

MOVE DOWN

CLEAN CUP

MOVE DOWN!!!!!!!!

You have a silly hat.

I'll help.

*rips off bitwit heart's legs*

Is this what you were looking for?

*sprays Tweedledumbass with thick strands of silk*

Duuuuuuuuuude! I make my own cotton candy!

Mmmm. Cotton candy.

Mmm. Caterpillar.

*tries to eat caterpillar*

Am I late?

*drinks all the clotted cream*

I like it, but am not sure if that one is going to last long. Heh.

Just be glad I thought better of choosing the avatar of some well-known poster.

How's this?