Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
The Easterners should hear this! Hopefully Woohoo is encouraging Mr Guildmaster Tolzias to embarrass himself, and then they won’t want to work for him! The pixie launches herself from Donralaiz’s shoulder, flies through the crowd and glides past Limmiri. “Persuade them to…” she whispers and then loops to make a second pass. “…listen to Woohoo.”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
Tririesk has demonstrated immense patience by listening all the way through this incomprehensible conversation, but it’s now time for further mischief. She pokes Limmiri to remind them about Tolzias, then looks around to find the next place to go. She stares at the dark blue curtains hanging from the ceiling at this end of the hall. Is there a wall just behind them? Or something else? Does Tririesk look behind the curtain? (40% probability of Yes)
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
“I’m going to be encouraging Easterners not to join! If there are Easterners. But there’s someone called Balvayar who may be likely to say condescending things about Tolzias, and I think Tolzias deserves that after the insulting things he said about us. That’s only justice, don’t you think? Also, anything we can do to stop the evening running smoothly will help with the thwarting. Have you got all that?”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
“To tell you what Limmiri helped me overhear from Mr Guildmaster Tolzias!” the pixie replies brightly. “So you can act accordingly…” she adds in a doom-laden voice. “He’s very impolite, so he deserves more mischief than even a pixie can deliver in an evening. He described you as a weird-looking pet bird and Limmiri as an ice-bat-homunculus thing and Donral as a transparent swindler!”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
“Did he really say best Easterners?… I don’t think I like people ranking other people in that way. Thinking about it more deeply, I definitely don’t like it. I now hereby declare that no Easteners of any sort will be joining Guildmaster Tolzias. If I have my way. If I have one of my many ways. Maybe.” The invisible pixie flies away to begin looking for the place where everyone’s gathering for the Guild ball.
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
The pixie hasn’t forgotten that Tolzias is owed some thwarting, and he’s helpfully listed three potentially thwartable desires. This is an important tactical decision, and so Tririesk ponders the question of how to target her mischief for almost ten seconds. Target 1: “The ceremonies (whatever they are) running smoothly.” (1-25)
Choosing what to thwart: 1d100 ⇒ 29
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
Hovering, the invisible pixie watches as Donralaiz is shown to a room and given so many clothes that he needs both hands to hold all the coat-hangers. Hmm… I assume he’s not expected to wear all of those at once. Though it would be an interesting sight if he is. Tririesk glides into the room, twisting in the air at the last moment so her wings aren’t trapped as the door is closed behind Donralaiz and Limmiri. “Hello!” No need to let that loudest, deepest voice go to waste!
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
Before making up her mind, Tririesk spends a bit more time looking at the copper-skinned, pale-haired woman, who’s standing still and watching the scene without showing much emotion. If she escapes, we’ll be suspects, Tririesk concludes with perhaps uncharacteristic forethought. For no particularly good reason except that Tolzias probably already suspects us of lots of things. Besides, she might turn out to be as annoying as he is. Let’s wait and see. The pixie looks back towards Tolzias. But you can still expect some sizeable thwarting soon, Guildmaster.
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
Tririesk’s opinion of this man named Tolzias has been falling steadily. He has some authority (though I bet that “local Guildmaster” isn’t quite as impressive as he’d like us to think) and he’s throwing his weight around. I reckon a little bit of being thwarted will do him some good… Will Tririesk’s immediate plan for thwarting involve trying to rescue Zefalra from being under arrest? (50% probability of Yes)
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
“And we certainly have some existing weather at the moment. I have it! You need to find that Envoy again, the one you liked. Tell her you know a ritual that can calm the storms down a bit. If she tries to persuade you to use it to increase the strength of one of the storm lines instead… then that confirms my theory! Probably.”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
The pixie jumps down from the bed and walks unsteadily in circles over the floorboards. She holds her fingertips pressed against her forehead and she frowns deeply. “Let me think, let me think. There’s a plan here somewhere, I can sense it. Let’s see… If I’m guessing correctly, those storms are a competition. A display of strength from the two sides. Ysvellei has taught you rituals for changing the weather in the Wood, hasn’t she?”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
“It was just such a wonderfully thorough and detailed description! Though I do think you could have been paying some of that attention to the tone of voice of the other Envoys when they talked about the Courtless Realm. Would anyone really call their homeland that? Sounds very… negative to me.”
Pixie "Knight" (actually rogue)
Tririesk takes two sips, makes exaggerated faces, sits up straight and opens her eyes widely. “What happened? What have you discovered? We were searching for you but got caught in a really wild storm. Do you know why the paths have gone all-” She waves her hands in swirly patterns. “Tell us all!” |