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Who's going to clean that mess up?

Me!

Goodie goodie!!!

I'll have you know I wrote the book on making Mud people on your lunch break.

It's called Making Mud People, On Your Lunch Break.

A lunch break? May I truly have a lunch break?! Oh, thankyou, Sir!

Have some mud, sir. That ought to restore your sense of self.

That is some hard mud!

Allow me to offer you a Scotch egg and a small peach liqueur by way of refreshment, sir.

I spread my mud, now I can go home.

Eye oh, tiddle iddle oh, sir.

Chesterfield to Cheddar, sir.

Un tiddle eyederider um tiddle eyederider, ohhh ohhh.