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The Ultimate Warriur wrote:

Tewe ghoat Prositund Oborohum Lenkuhn, HOAK HOGAHN, "SKROOOOONGK!"

I fixed that for you.

EDIT: Because you're the Ultimate Warriur
EDIT 2: It's what you do.
EDIT 3: Like in the Geico commercials.
EDIT 4: And Dora the Explorer (also in the Geico commercials).

I COME FROM PARTS UNKNOWN!

so I opened an account at the credit onion; thanks to whoever suggested the idea to me c:

To quote Prosidunt Obrohum Lenculn, "In Onion there is Strongth."

SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD? SHOULD I LAY ON THE LAWN AND LET IT RUN OVER ME WITH LAWNMOWERS? SHOULD I GO TO AFRICUH AND LET IT TRAMPLE ME WITH RAGING ELEPHUNTS?

The Ultimate Warriur wrote:

Macho Man wrote:

"It's not a smorgasborg; it's the FAWTL.

Oooooh yeeeah!

Snap into a Slim Jim!"

MEET ME ON THE TERRAIN OF TESTAMENT AND WE SHALL SEE WHO IS THE REAL SHOT GLASS MASTER! *SKRONK*

"Hey, freakshow! You're goin' NOWHERE! I got'cha for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!

Oooooh yeeeah!

Snap into a Slim Jim!"

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL! I CONTAIN THE POWER OF THE GODS! I WILL SQUEEZE YOUR ELEPHANT TO MAKE MY ORANGE JUICE!

"It's not a smorgasborg; it's the FAWTL.

Oooooh yeeeah!

Snap into a Slim Jim!"

MEET ME ON THE TERRAIN OF TESTAMENT AND WE SHALL SEE WHO IS THE REAL SHOT GLASS MASTER! *SKRONK*

Celestial Healer wrote:

15 minutes until I take the Jeopardy test.

Don't you worry brother, when you go out there brother, you go with the support of millions of Hulkimaniacs at your back brother! So you ask yourself brother...

** spoiler omitted **

YOU WATCH YOUR BACK HULK HOGUN! YOU WATCH YOUR BACK FOR THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL BREAK YOUR CHEESE WHEEL WITH THE POWER OF DESTRUCITY! FOR REAL, HULK HOGUN! I'M GONNA FOKE MY POWER INTO AN ULTIMATE CUISINART OF CHAOS AND CRUSH YOUR DUST INTO BONES HULK HOGUN! FEAR ME!