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krevon has been peeking on Poog...

Upon spying krevon bathing, I summon a starving sharkoctopus to join him in his tub.

Oh please, please, I beg of you, please don't! The mullet is more evil than Cthulhu!

Hunk Bigsword

VAcation? VaCAation! VACATION! WAIT!... "left today on the vacation"?

Aahh, yess, she's not on a vacation... she's gone on the vacation!

That... that sounds SO devious...

Hmm...

Oh *that* is a most delightful map! Behold! We can now feast our eyes upon new lands to explore... and conquer!

Eric Hinkle wrote:

I wonder, did something smash into the planet, or out of it?

Both. Long ago Rovagug broke free, tearing his way through a continent. He burst loose and finally saw the sun again just in time for a huge shadow to obscure it. He looked up, saw a giant meteor flying straight at him, and only had the time to lift a tiny parasol above his head before impact.

Rovagug's Parasol: Otherwise known as "The most cursed artifact in existence", it will automatically shrink or grow to be exactly two sizes smaller then it's wielder, and, within 1d6 rounds after it is opened, a cosmic-sized meteor shall plunge through the sky and inflict cataclysmic destruction to everything within a 1000 mile radius. There is no saving throw -- except for the parasol itself.

Arnwyn wrote:

And a hearty 'screw you' to Canada, of all places!

The initial locations were determined by current activity.

I love my Canadian brethern and sistern. I shall watch Canada in the coming months to see if activity increases (such as reporting) and should that happen, I'll be happy as poutine on my breakfast table to announce regions for Canada. :-)

Oooo. Joshua, thou dost knoweth of poutine -- and spelled it properly too! Verily I *am* impressed!!

I am in Ottawa and I heard that someone wants to start a Society at one of the gaming stores here. Perhaps, since I recently started a PF campaign with 6 players (CotE -> MotLG -> CoGD), I can get involved somehow...