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That's why mama keeps locking me in the crawlspace.

It was all the bovine growth hormones and grain alcohol I had growing up.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Flagged for way too long. Please lock.

That's exactly what Ward said the first time he saw me disrobe.

That's why Beav stay in basement.

Nappingbushbaby wrote:

Nappingbushbaby wrote:

Sigh...how do you keep happy just being a aliases? I find it kind of depressing.

I don't think anybody answered my question here...*sigh* I feel sooo ignored. Sleep is my only escape...

Zzzz....zzzz...zzzz

It's an excuse to role play another personality or an often ignored aspect of your personality. Truly, the best ones are multifaceted and deep.

But one dimensional jokes are fun as well, if they're a good enough joke.

I forgot this wonderful little parody Bastard! I had a lot of fun with him!

Did... did you just call me one dimensional? :-)

Have you tried bath salts, I hear tell many things are accomplished while on bath salts :-)

Not me I cleave my own path, hopefully thru that prick Wally's collarbone :-)