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Impurities detected....

I heard you might need something.... Purified.

Tacticslion wrote:

starts heaping several NAUGHTY(tm) calendars of dancing drow outside, distracting the the Freehold, then puts on fans so it evaporates, instead

I already own those calendars, this thread must be purged.

*hefts bat*

I heard you need something purified.

Oh man, you guys. I just realized that no mods means I CAN POST DIRTY PICTURES.

BoomShacka BoomShacka WOWOW!

This post must be purified.

Sounds like a place in need of immediate purification.

Spectres and unclean creatures. Cease resistance and prepare to be purified.

As it should be. Let the purification commence.

Freehold DM wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Between the 58 degree weather, the job interview this morning, and Pact Worlds hopefully out for delivery today, my enthusiasm for working tonight is at an all time low.

Edit: I also anticipate a picked over carcass of a store when I get there, people have been relentless g+$+@+n savages.

rides wild horses into captain yesterday store, leaps off of horse to eat a coworker in horrifying act of cannibalism, asks for directions to my little pony clearance

Ah man, the company was liquidating co-workers too? Sooooo hungry...

No more corpse-sugar for you, burnt. Prepare to be Purified.

Purification in progress....

Purification in progress....