(n + 1) Jokes for the Overeducated


Off-Topic Discussions

51 to 62 of 62 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | next > last >>

how I need a drink alcoholic of course after the heavy chapters involving quantum mechanics


Maybe distract yourself by creating a Tensor character that can be used in any game system.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
ConanTheGrammarian wrote:
Doesn't that depend on what declension 'martini' is? And who the hell is declining a martini?!

I'd rather decline three German beers than one German adjective.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

A skeleton walks into a bar.

Barkeep: What'll it be?

Skeleton: A beer and a mop.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo."


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

A priest, a rabbi, an Irishman, a blonde, a duck, and Barrack Obama walk into a bar.

The barkeep says, "What? Is this some kind of joke?"


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

A wife sends her husband to the grocery store for a loaf of bread...

On his way out she says "and if they have eggs, get a dozen". The husband returns home with 12 loaves of bread....


5 people marked this as a favorite.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Cow With an Octopus?

A meeting with the ethics committee and the swift removal of your research funding.

Dark Archive

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:

What Do You Get When You Cross a Cow With an Octopus?

A meeting with the ethics committee and the swift removal of your research funding.

Stupid committees, never let anybody have any real fun. Hey, wanna watch me randomly swap around their heads and put their feet on backwards?

Liberty's Edge

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Vidmaster7 wrote:

What Do You Get When You Cross a Cow With an Octopus?

A meeting with the ethics committee and the swift removal of your research funding.

You silly twisted boy.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Yeah! I don't know what you were thinking, ya sicko!

look, I'm tellin' ya, this is a golden opportunity to make the grab - yeah, it's just a buncha disgusted scientists, and they removed the funding, so it's not like there's gonna be a lotta security; mm; mhm; right; I see...

Mr. 7, I do happen to have an entirely unrelated proposition for you, however. See, I know a guy...

51 to 62 of 62 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Off-Topic Discussions / (n + 1) Jokes for the Overeducated All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.