I am beyond being "statted" out.
It is insulting just to imagine that ANY mortal could even THINK of being my equal.
You people are puny and should bow before me now.
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Virgins taste better. And are more fun. Trust me...
They obviously did not check out GenCon. THAT is NOT acceptable! I think I may barf now.
Fox has approached me about that but the price wasn't right. All I asked for was 1,000,000 souls a year and a virgin a day. They said they couldn't find the virgins...
I agree I think WHispering Tyrant stories would be awesome!
I don't smell like that!
His schtick is that he's a badass. If you read the timeline in the PFCS, you'll see that he killed Arazni, a demigoddess herald of Aroden. And then he hurled her body into Arazni's army to further demoralize them. Not a nice guy. I am just misunderstood. Is it so bad to want to rule the multiverse?
I am so evil I am going to play 4e and not Pathfinder!
I'm a Human, Lich! |