'Horrible' Harold Grimsley wrote:
 Harold announces to the group, "I fnk I might find myself keepin' an eye on yonder statue dis evenin' just in case aaahr artist friend 'appens not ter be Gibs but some uvver stupid git. If I can catch 'em red-handed, all da be'er." Harold checks to make sure Kendra's home is secure that evening before letting himself out. He makes his way down to the sparkling clean monument and finds a good spot in some nearby shrubbery to settle down and keep a watch over it. The half-orc pulls out his flask of brandy, taking a deep pull when the temperature grows chillier with the encroaching darkness. 
"Ahoy there, mate!" a melodic voice whispers to Harold from higher up in the shrubbery.  Looking up, the half-orc can just make out the shiny, beady eyes of Korvus' blackbird, Maximus.  "Th' good Cap'n sent me t' keep ye comp'ny, an' t' give 'im a shout if things get stormy.  Pass us a swig o' that swill, there's a good lad."
Stealth check to hide in shrubbery near monument: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17
Perception to notice anything odd (besides a half-orc hiding in a bush): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 - looks like Maximus has already knocked back a few