Dogs eat cats, cats eat fish, I slice dog, therefore I slice you! Sturgeon dashes forward, slashes vengefully at yellow, then whirls around and takes an opportunistic slash at green. strike yellow: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
strike green, flank: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
See, I learned logical destruction in school!
I think Jamal is right, after the hazard knocked him out his initiative would have changed. That's why he didn't take his turn after he got healed - it had been postponed until just before the hazard. Look at how the errata document describes it: Page 459: In the first bullet point under Knocked Out
So since he got knocked out in the hazard's turn, his initiative would be moved to just before the hazard's next turn.
I'd have used my Drunken Stumble if possible, so then my AC would have been high enough to avoid. Sturgeon draws his dogslicer and slashes at the crowd to scare them
Half drunk and thorougly sick of being picked on by the bigger boys he screams at the top of his lungs. "You think you can pick on me? Think you can bully me? I'll cut you up if you come near me or my friends!" Intimidate to cow the piece of crowd we're in: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Sturgeon packs away his homework and gets out a dogslicer. Unlike most goblin weaponry it's spotless, might pass for surgical steel, but with some mean-looking runes on it. "I'm Sturgeon and I do" as he makes stabbing gestures "surgery." "I'm also reasonably good at talking to people. I mean, talking isn't hard. But I mean usually they respond well to verbal treatment. Or if that doesn't work there's always duck and hide."
@Jamal: "Well I dunno if marriage is really in the cards.. maybe if I kill a dragon first? Rules is rules right?" He sounds awfully serious but the corners of his wide mouth are curling up a bit in a grin. As he hears a fellow goblin singing he starts to hum along but then quickly catches himself. "Right, the headmaster was very clear, no more goblin songs. Especially not teaching them to the other kids."
"It's my arithmetic homework. I got a pass that I'm allowed to be out of school because I'm going on a Society trip, but I still have to do homework every day. Also I'll have to write one of those 'what I did on my holidays' kind of essays." He rolls his eyes. "It's all a bit silly, I'm an adult. But a school diploma would help in Absalom. One of the Society's lawyers, kinda weird guy, smells of brimstone, found a loophole in the school charter that allowed me in because I was the right age."
You see a schoolboy uniform, with a schoolboy sized goblin in it, with a long furry tail swishing behind him. Worn over that is a thick leather "greatcoat" that's fairly small but still a bit oversize for the goblin. The result looks a lot like a kid playing pirate. Some sharp things tucked into pockets complete the look. The school uniform appears to be an actual real one, for one of Absalom's better boys schools. And he actually studies for a couple of hours each day, opening up a pile of books and writing homework. He doesn't seem overly challenged by the material - school stuff appropriate to a fourteen year old human. |
