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Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

taig wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I think it may actually be worth editing those posts while you still can... Seriously, they will be found. Try to talk to somebody offline about that stuff.

That goes for anybody you might be having an issue with--don't bring it to this thread. Some trolls have the Narcissism racial trait.

There are other venues where you can vent.

But what if we have an issue with each other? Where do we go? FB? Gleemax? The National Enquirer? Doctor Phil or Jerry Springer? This is an important question!!!! j/k

The haters are gonna hate. Trolls be trolls.

Screw all those options. FAWLTY settles their differences in the ring, WWE style!

I prefer Poodle Style.

*humps SCP*

Reverses the Poodle Style and hits the *Stone Cold Leg Hump* on Yankee poodle

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM....BECAUSE STONE COLD POODLE YAPPED SO!!!

taig wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I think it may actually be worth editing those posts while you still can... Seriously, they will be found. Try to talk to somebody offline about that stuff.

That goes for anybody you might be having an issue with--don't bring it to this thread. Some trolls have the Narcissism racial trait.

There are other venues where you can vent.

But what if we have an issue with each other? Where do we go? FB? Gleemax? The National Enquirer? Doctor Phil or Jerry Springer? This is an important question!!!! j/k

The haters are gonna hate. Trolls be trolls.

Screw all those options. FAWLTY settles their differences in the ring, WWE style!

Digs a trench in the yard.

Hops in said trench and offers a beer

I got marshmellows too for when the flames start.

Mac Boyce wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

4e's Return to Gygaxian Naturalism

HERO's return to Gygaxian Naturalism

;)

Hero is too consistent to be Gygaxian. :P

I played HERO for the first time last week and was actually......impressed.

I've become a poodle.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

There sure are some other folks around the OTD section that could probably use a good humping......

There are some which I wouldn't mind sucking their blood.

or give them a Stone Cold Leg Hump.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs screaming through the thread

too much humping?

Or not enough...

runs screaming through the thread

Pees on you as you run by.

drops a landmine in the thread, and humps urizen's leg

Drops the Stone Cold Leg Hump on the Rock Poodle

Poodle 6:19 says I just humped your leg!

Yap....

taig wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Its okay, you were in God Mode.

~

Set taig: /debug
DEBUG MODE DISABLED
GOD MODE DISABLED

That better?

Much better. I was about ready to let it go to my head and start threadyapping.

Thanks!

Yap

*drops landmine at Taig's feet*

*Stone Cold Leghumps The Rock Poodle*

Poodle 3:16 means I just humped your leg!!!!!

landMINE!!!!!!!

landMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is going to the dogs.

Yip?

Aye-aye.

Yip?

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

The Rock Poodle wrote:

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

The Rock Poodle wrote:

Mine....If you smmmeeellllll what I am cooking. mmmm landmines

Mine...and thats the bottom line.

mmmm bottom

Do I need to take you down jabroni drive?

Only if it ends in a beer bash!

it ends at the smackdown hotel

Well Poodle 3:16 says I just landed the Stone Cold Leg Hump on your ass!!

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

The Rock Poodle wrote:

Mine....If you smmmeeellllll what I am cooking. mmmm landmines

Mine...and thats the bottom line.

mmmm bottom

Do I need to take you down jabroni drive?

Only if it ends in a beer bash!

Mine....If you smmmeeellllll what I am cooking. mmmm landmines

Mine...and thats the bottom line.

mmmm bottom

Mine

Mine.......Because Stone Cold said so.

MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurf

Beginning

mine!

YOURS!!!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

taig wrote:

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

New page?

You suck you camper!!!!

I wandered in just as you posted the last post.

I couldn't resist. :)

There shoudl be punishment for campers! ;)

Since I'm not one of those evil camplers, I'm all for that!

I repeat:

Shave him and give him to the poodles.

I am a lil uncomfortable with what they may do with him! :)

Well, he is about the right height....

*sets beer on top of taig's head*

~starts to sing and then dozens of cats and dogs attack me~

Does "THE STONE COLD DRY HUMP" on Sharoth's leg.

Stone Cold Poodle wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

*pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun*

You say something about a poodle???

~smirks~ Do you think that toy can hurt me, poodle?

*pulls the trigger on the shotgun and "BOOM!", blows a hole in Sharoth's newspaper*

Toy. Newspaper. I'm the poodle with the gun.

~holds the rolled up newspaper~ Where is that dratted poodle!

*pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun*

You say something about a poodle???

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Here's Chasey Catchum with today's top music

At #1 - I Chased a Squirrel and I Liked It
(alternate title - I Chased My Tail and I Liked It)

And #2 (appropriately) - Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' in a Landmine

#3 - Who Let the Poodles Out?

#4 - "I fought the Poodles and the Poodles won". The Jacks know that song by heart. *snicker*

#5 Poodles went Down to Georgia and was looking for Squeaky Toys to steal.

SPPPPOOOOOORRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}

*passes you a beer*

So lets go drink some

yap....

YAP! YAP! YaP! yAp! YAP!

Haun wrote:

http://www.chick.com/articles/dnd.asp

Read what that links you too...

I just dont understand why people write crap like this.

I just typed DnD in google cause I was bored and I found this...

Wow

bunch of BS me thinks, what about you???

I just kicked a player out of my game for not showing up at a game session that was only being played due to his request. No call, no nothing, then after I tried calling him and got his voicemail, he texted a different player to tell me he'd forgotten and was busy.

Does that count as demanding all-encompassing loyalty?
Things like this article really anger me because they just drip with intellectual dishonesty. Annoying.
http://www.theescapist.com/faq_encyclopedia.htm has information that refutes some of the "facts" in that inane article.

linked!!!

That's the bottom line 'cause Buttuglypoodlekin said so!

What?

*looks at his chew toy watch*

Are you stealing Stone Cold's lines???

*Give you the Stone Cold Dry Hump and kicks you out of his backyard*

I need a beer Hey Stone Cold toss a cold one over here

*tosses The Rock Poodle a beer and then Stone Cold Dry Humps his arse out of his backyard*

Woodraven wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Awwww puppies!

:)

ok ok that cracks me up. I was a fan of the WWF back in the late 90's till about 2002. and that quote reminded me of Jerry the King Lawler talking about Debroah on the broadcasts PUPPIESSSSSS!!!! I offically have no life

You know I thought of that as soon as I hit submit post...lol!

If you remember that...then give me a HELL YEAH!!!!!!!