Father Zastoran

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4 posts. Alias of Randarak.


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Join my church. We're very lax about hygiene. Takes the pressure off. They even named a cheese after me.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Bob's Feet wrote:

"No one expects the Oblivion Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to House Thrune!... eeer, or was that the Grim Harvestman? "

And nice black uniforms.

"Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements, as fear, surpri... I'll come in again..."


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Every single Spawn of Rovagug waking up at once and having to take a wicked dump...and they all somehow managed to catch dysentery...

...and they all get the bright idea to find a nice "clear" space on the surface to relieve themselves...


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Apparently, there's a Stinking Bishop cheese.